pootang

like poontang only involving the anus

I scored some pootang off that fine tailed hunny

by anonymous March 09, 2005

Dry your eyes

An old-fashioned term for "Stop crying."

Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!

by anonymous July 22, 2004

spaldo

a fucking loser

fuck you spaldo. last night I did your grandmother doggiestyle. I especially liked pulling her hair and cursing at her while I was hittin that shit.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

sexcited

Excited for sex.

I am so sexcited for that girl!

by Anonymous August 09, 2003

infomercial

A 30 minute commercial disguised as something newsworthy or groundbreaking.

Buying a ginsu knife will somehow make me a better cook!

by Anonymous September 09, 2003

Scally

Origionaly used as the Liverpudlian term "Scally", this is a person (usualy between the age of 8 and 18) who lives in a lower class neighbourhood and has a low paied job (if any at all).

The scally will always dress in stolen sports-wear (e.g. Nike, Adidas, etc) and live in a run-down council house. Scallys are usualy seen loitering around sports shops, amusement arcades and fast food resteraunts - looking for a fight or something to steal.

The common sentence structure used by scallies can be closely compared to that of the American Redneck; often not being able to structure sentences longer than 5 words. The scally vocabulary range is always somewhat limited.

"eeer, no like, yer wana fight?"
"fookin doh-dee looooyk!"
"lets rob sum ciggies fellas"

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

scruff

a local dialect term for "muff", only spoken in the immediate area of guildford

by Anonymous October 31, 2003