anOnymous's definitions

assjuice

mucus produced in the anus especially during anal sex, often quite runny!

I don't need any jell, I'm so turned on I'm already full of assjuice just ram it into me!

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

ueqh

Word used my certain misspellers in the town of Lakeland, Florida to mean "yeah". These persons identities will remain anonymous.

oh ueqh i did

ueqh we are totally giggling as we read this.

by anonymous March 24, 2005

tobiz1only

1. a girl who is extraordinarily bitchy.
2. a girl who is extra-ordinarily bitchy.
3. a girl who is so fat, when she moves, it seems like there are two baby heads attached to her waist

"God, I hate that tobiz1only. She's so fat and bitchy.

by Anonymous March 23, 2005

SWAT

Best movie in da world!!

Colin Farrell is SOOOOOO hot

by anonymous January 31, 2004

smart-arse

the hyphen is important

Run! is a smart-arse

by Anonymous April 20, 2005

wildcard

In baseball, when a team is too sucking to win their own division, they might still make it to the playoffs because of wildcard (which is like the biggest faggot invention ever, except for umpires), where the best team that didn't win their division in each league wins. Look if you can't win your own division you might as well not even play in the playoffs. Wildcard teams are pussy teams since they're too pussy to win their division.

Wildcard is the biggest faggot invention ever.

by anonymous August 2, 2004

Road trip

When one party takes a shit into another party's mouth (see New England Steamer), then the second party proceeds to move the defecation from their mouth to their chest (see Cleveland Steamer).

That shit went on a road trip!

by Anonymous July 29, 2004