petwar

Petwar sp00ges in his Wheatabix, but only when his mom is around.
"Petwar just sp00ged in his Wheatabix again."
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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Hooah

U.S. Military Slang.

Referring to, or meaning anything and everything except "no." Generally used when at a loss for words. Also:

Good copy, solid copy, roger, good or great; message received, understood.
Glad to meet you, welcome.
I do not know, but will check on it, I haven't the vaguest idea.
I am not listening.
That is enough of your drivel--sit down.
Stop sniveling.
You've got to be kidding.
Yes.
Thank you.
Go to the next slide.
You have taken the correct action.
I don't know what that means, but am too embarrassed to ask for clarification.
That is really neat, I want one too.
Amen.
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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matuskey

wow that matuskey just banged them 3 hoochies in one day
by anonymous November 17, 2004
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dot com bust

When the dot com boom faltered in 2000/2001

Once upon a time when the www was still a new thing, a bunch of people realised the possiblity for income from this new resource. Thus, the comercialisation of the www began. As computer and internet access became more accessable via cheeper prices and more availablity, the amount of money dot coms brought in was in some cases incredible. Thus, we ended up with dom com billionare senarios where (for example) 21-year-olds were becomming rich in some cases very quickly.

Unfortunatly, it wasen't meant to last. Much of the dot com income came from advertising via banner ads and pop-ups.

Unfortunatly, as people grew tired of these and learned to ignore the banners and close the pop-ups the second they appeard (and started using pop-up blockers), the value of online advtertising rapidly fell. Suddenly, the amount of revenue gained from ads plumeted and (as an example) it started taking like thirty clicks or views of an ad to earn as much compensation as one would get.

Saldly, a lot of dom coms coudlen't keep up and what accounted for much on their income vanished.

In a matter of months, what was a booming industry suddenly became a bust industry. dom coms were failing right left forward and center, people were losing jobs with their entire investments lost because the companies stock prices plumeted and the job market was flooded with former dom com employees desperatly seeking employment.

Since so many people thought the dom com boom would last forever, they had invested a lot of money in dot com companies. They too ended up losing massive revenue and in some cases had to lay off a employees their losses were so severe.

As a result, we now have more unemployed computer professionals then any other industry COMBINED and finding a computer job is incredibly difficult.
I lost my job durring the dot com bust and wasen't able to get another computer job. I'm now working in a warehouse for minimum wage.
by anonymous November 06, 2004
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cuntsnot

smegma that drips from a twat.
I would have gone down on her until I saw that huge nasty blob of cuntsnot.
by anonymous February 21, 2004
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gretchko

a beautiful caring woman, who's beauty far exceeds her. has a sparkling personality, and has an extremely loving nature.
often times, men find it very easy to get caught up in the gretchko smile. she has a way about her that moves people.
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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dotcomsucka

one who is or was played like a bitch by worthless dotcom stock options.
That dotcomsucka working at AOL still thinks hes rich.
by Anonymous May 22, 2003
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