the inability to spell, or to string together a meaningful sentence, usually caused by lack of punani. see #grits.
<sonet> you are indispicibibaly smelly, and you have seksewal intercoorse with dead cats, and yes, i am a virgin.
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.
by Anonymous September 07, 2003
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
by Anonymous September 09, 2003