anOnymous's definitions

jizzmaster 5000

See also Spoon

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

welfare

Safety social net that is necessary, but needs an overhaul. Has been abused, and needs to have its anti-fraud regulations strictly enforced. Would be less necessary if Dubya and his rich corporate buddies hadn't ruined the economy and caused massive unemployment.

If Dubya Bush wasn't from a rich powerful family, he'd certainly be on welfare, because he's not qualified for any jobs I can think of.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

nucka

another way to say nigga

you is a dumb nucka.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Tim Hortons

A coffe and baked goods chain based in Canada.

Wanna go to Tim Hortons?

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

niz niggle

extra slang to say nigga

"What up my niz niggle?"

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005

coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003