anOnymous's definitions

jumpoff

1. a girl used strictly for sex, nothing else. 2. a hassle-free fuck!

I don't gotta remember my Jumpoff's birthday.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

Ugly Here

When you've just undone your pants and she laughs at the size of your penis, and your only recourse is to buy mail order brides from Russia.

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

tvb

In a multiplayer game. The top of the player list vs the bottom of the player list ..top vs bottom..

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

seppo

septic tank, rhyming slang for yank, an american person

would of been a good palace if it wasn't full of seppo wankers

by Anonymous December 9, 2002

kablastafucked

intoxicated beyond all recognition

Last night I got totally kablastafucked.

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

the james

its when you giv a male head and after the juices hav errupted and they begin to fall asleep you drool it back onto their belly

wow that guy looks pissed...mayb his gf gav him the james?
or:
in the news 2nite a man beat his gf 2 death after recieveing "the james"

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

runting

small deformed dwarf

hobbit

by Anonymous June 26, 2003