Definitions by an existant of this planet

Powerschool

Cause of death.

Mom: I will check Powerschool

Me: S W E A T

Powerschool by an existant of this planet January 7, 2021

Girlfriend 

If you're looking this up you know very well a girlfriend is a extremely rare, legendary creature you, me, and all us boys long to find. A lucky few manage to find one, and very few times does he succeed to befriend her. Those who can't find one wither from this world, but fortunately, a cure to not having one exists. (see "memes")

Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.

So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend. It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.

Me: I'll get a girlfriend eventually.
The Void: Hey shitass, look up your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."

Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an erotic fantasy)

Girlfriend by an existant of this planet January 6, 2021

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what you type in urban dictionary when you're bored.

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a by an existant of this planet November 23, 2020

Minecraft 

The reason humans are still alive. World's Best Game, hands down. Doesn't even matter if you have bedrock or java this game is underrated.

Random six year old- Fortnite is the best game ever! Minecraft sucks!

me- *casually approaches child*

Minecraft by an existant of this planet November 18, 2020