amy's definitions

heinous blow pig

The jackass that wants to get in your pants, or anyone else's, at a function. He is usually disgustingly drunk, and may spill a beer or two on you. He is the guy, that if he does get laid, the girl would never admit it. Bottom line, he is gross.

You: I can't believe you slept with that heinous blow pig.

Friend: I did not!

by Amy August 30, 2008

hoober

pad, tampon, or any other feminine napkin

Hey dad, can you pick up some hoobers at the store?

by Amy January 18, 2005

Batista

A cutie pie who is so cute and sexy and an great wrsetler. And hes the best body i have ever seen!

Batista is soooo cute just look at that body!

by Amy April 7, 2005

sha sha

sha sha sha ddddoooooooooooo

aka "the good ben kweller album"

'my way' aint no 'sha sha' y'all

by Amy June 3, 2004

DL

to keep it on the "down-low" or to keep it discreet, or secret.

"hey, don't tell anyone - just keep it on the DL."

by Amy December 15, 2004

fat mccracken

Fat McCracken is a guy who is hilarious and has long hair (of which people say makes him look like a girl) But I don't think so. Yet...he is strangely attractive, lol. Yes yes! Very sexy and very cool.

Fat McCracken has a friend named Fat Stasik.

Fat Stasik finds Fat McCracken quite sexy, lol. :-)

by Amy March 14, 2005

shaygee tew Dope

bezt muh' fugger around!

seksie klown

by Amy November 18, 2003