amongus man's definitions

january 12

national have sex with your girlfriend day

bro what day is it
its january 12th bro
gotta go have sex man

by amongus man January 1, 2022

January 14

National have sex with your significant other day

we had sex on January 14th
you must really love each other

yes

by amongus man January 12, 2022

wednesday

National "eat a pack of altoids" day

fr fr its already wednesday
damn gotta eat a pack of altoids
you know it
wintergreen
you know it brother
yeah
yeah

by amongus man January 12, 2022

March 6

sun

its march 6th
you know what that means
yeah

by amongus man January 12, 2022

cucking hedgehogs

typically when a woman or man sikes out the other person, when in a emotional, excited state

so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs

by amongus man January 12, 2022

January 15

National Cuddle your girlfriend day

bro get on Minecraft

nah bruh it's January 15th you know how it is
ahh you cuddlin aight

ye

by amongus man January 15, 2022

January 16

National do nothing day

I would go out today but its January 16th, and you know what that means

by amongus man January 16, 2022