Definitions by amongus man

February 13

the day before Valentine's day- national have sex with a loved one day

it is February 13th
time for sex!!!!
yes

February 13 by amongus man February 9, 2022

February 7

national Cuddle your girlfriend sexually day

it's February 7th bro time to cuddle sexually
what does that even mean
idk
yeah
ok

February 7 by amongus man February 6, 2022

January 30th

National have intercourse with a loved one day

Its january 30th
i love you bro
bro what
what
*sex*

January 30th by amongus man January 29, 2022

balls 

balls

balls!

balls by amongus man January 16, 2022

January 16

National do nothing day

I would go out today but its January 16th, and you know what that means

January 16 by amongus man January 16, 2022

January 15

National Cuddle your girlfriend day

bro get on Minecraft

nah bruh it's January 15th you know how it is
ahh you cuddlin aight

ye

January 15 by amongus man January 15, 2022

cucking hedgehogs 

typically when a woman or man sikes out the other person, when in a emotional, excited state

so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs

cucking hedgehogs by amongus man January 12, 2022