amongus man's definitions

February 7

national Cuddle your girlfriend sexually day

it's February 7th bro time to cuddle sexually
what does that even mean
idk
yeah
ok

by amongus man February 6, 2022

january 12

national have sex with your girlfriend day

bro what day is it
its january 12th bro
gotta go have sex man

by amongus man January 1, 2022

January 30th

National have intercourse with a loved one day

Its january 30th
i love you bro
bro what
what
*sex*

by amongus man January 29, 2022

February 13

the day before Valentine's day- national have sex with a loved one day

it is February 13th
time for sex!!!!
yes

by amongus man February 9, 2022

January 14

National have sex with your significant other day

we had sex on January 14th
you must really love each other

yes

by amongus man January 12, 2022

wednesday

National "eat a pack of altoids" day

fr fr its already wednesday
damn gotta eat a pack of altoids
you know it
wintergreen
you know it brother
yeah
yeah

by amongus man January 12, 2022

March 6

sun

its march 6th
you know what that means
yeah

by amongus man January 12, 2022