amongus man's definitions

cucking hedgehogs

typically when a woman or man sikes out the other person, when in a emotional, excited state

so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs

by amongus man January 12, 2022

January 30th

National have intercourse with a loved one day

Its january 30th
i love you bro
bro what
what
*sex*

by amongus man January 29, 2022

February 7

national Cuddle your girlfriend sexually day

it's February 7th bro time to cuddle sexually
what does that even mean
idk
yeah
ok

by amongus man February 6, 2022

january 12

national have sex with your girlfriend day

bro what day is it
its january 12th bro
gotta go have sex man

by amongus man January 1, 2022

January 16

National do nothing day

I would go out today but its January 16th, and you know what that means

by amongus man January 16, 2022

wednesday

National "eat a pack of altoids" day

fr fr its already wednesday
damn gotta eat a pack of altoids
you know it
wintergreen
you know it brother
yeah
yeah

by amongus man January 12, 2022

balls

balls

balls!

by amongus man January 16, 2022