amar van leeuwaarde's definitions

Ferry Corsten

The number 1 lustobject for Twan van Loon.

"Dancemania want's Ferry's arse." - NuroGL

by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 27, 2005

slipknot

Simply the best metal band ever!!!!!

I said to my friends that I liked slipknot and I was laughed upon by them for like metal in the first place but of all metal slipknot. My friends are all a lot more intelligent than I am and listen to intelligent music like Experimental Darkambient, Trance Music and Noise. I'm a total moron but at least I like superficial simple metal like slipknot which is the best.

by Amar van Leeuwaarde July 16, 2006

WoWzer

How Korean World of Warcraft players call themselves and others most commonly.

"You are the WoWzer!" - Official Korean World of Warcraft site.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, this is better than furniture porn." - The whole of my class.

by Amar van Leeuwaarde June 12, 2006

pop music

the only type of music known to man which features more scantally clad females in clips than meaningfull words in the lyrics.

omg that song is high in the top3 so it must be good...

by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 6, 2005

gay rights

A sign that the brain is winning the battle with the mitre.

<Smart phyisicus with an average IQ of 130> It's really nice that gays have somewhat more rights than a 1000 years ago. You might think that's it's Immoral but the same thought was that of interracial marriages just 90 years ago. Also it's scientificly prooven that homosexuallity is a genetic proces and since gay's don't reproduce, gaymarriages will not lead to more gays. Also not granting gays the same right is both in contridiction with the Universal rights of man and the American constitution plus the declaration of independance.

<Concervative christian with the average IQ Below 100> Thy sinner! Burn in hell they will, God sayed onto me: "Man shallt not lie with man." Thus it is not I argumentate and think God can also be wrong.

by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 27, 2005

Underground

Something I greatly overvalue in order to escape from my low self-esteem in order to be able to tell myself I am superiour to every form of life.

Someone1: Hi, have you met my friend Amar?
Me(to self): He calls me his friend? How can that be? How can he possibly like me.. Oh wait it's in your head Amar.. it's in your head.
Me: I listen to artists that are so underground they have 600 hits back on google, that's why I own you. I own, I own. Muahahah! I own! Bow before me!! Puny mortal! Bow before me!
Someone2: Is he crazy?
Someone1: Yes.

by Amar van Leeuwaarde April 18, 2006

metal

A shitty form of popular music on which virtually all subgenres rely on the 'as long as it sounds catchy' philosphy. Truly, atrocious popular youthmusic from which the listeners actually think its underground. A few subgenres that do not apply to that rule are technical metal, math metal and black metal

Metal relies on simple musical theory. Simple rithms, and certainly does not ask much virtuosis from the perform artist as well as compositional ability from the composer.

Some genres that would rise above this atrocity that is metal would be:

dark noise
tech trance
europian classical music
psybient

Metaller: I listen to metal, I'm so underground.

Me: Inferiour troglodyte. What does it matter if you are underground? and let me tell you that you are not. Everyone knows your Children of Bodom and your Dry Kill Logic.

by Amar van Leeuwaarde May 2, 2006