amar van leeuwaarde's definitions
the only type of music known to man which features more scantally clad females in clips than meaningfull words in the lyrics.
by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 6, 2005
Get the pop musicmug. "You are the WoWzer!" - Official Korean World of Warcraft site.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, this is better than furniture porn." - The whole of my class.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, this is better than furniture porn." - The whole of my class.
by Amar van Leeuwaarde June 12, 2006
Get the WoWzermug. Something I greatly overvalue in order to escape from my low self-esteem in order to be able to tell myself I am superiour to every form of life.
Someone1: Hi, have you met my friend Amar?
Me(to self): He calls me his friend? How can that be? How can he possibly like me.. Oh wait it's in your head Amar.. it's in your head.
Me: I listen to artists that are so underground they have 600 hits back on google, that's why I own you. I own, I own. Muahahah! I own! Bow before me!! Puny mortal! Bow before me!
Someone2: Is he crazy?
Someone1: Yes.
Me(to self): He calls me his friend? How can that be? How can he possibly like me.. Oh wait it's in your head Amar.. it's in your head.
Me: I listen to artists that are so underground they have 600 hits back on google, that's why I own you. I own, I own. Muahahah! I own! Bow before me!! Puny mortal! Bow before me!
Someone2: Is he crazy?
Someone1: Yes.
by Amar van Leeuwaarde April 18, 2006
Get the Undergroundmug. A shitty form of popular music on which virtually all subgenres rely on the 'as long as it sounds catchy' philosphy. Truly, atrocious popular youthmusic from which the listeners actually think its underground. A few subgenres that do not apply to that rule are technical metal, math metal and black metal
Metal relies on simple musical theory. Simple rithms, and certainly does not ask much virtuosis from the perform artist as well as compositional ability from the composer.
Some genres that would rise above this atrocity that is metal would be:
dark noise
tech trance
europian classical music
psybient
Metal relies on simple musical theory. Simple rithms, and certainly does not ask much virtuosis from the perform artist as well as compositional ability from the composer.
Some genres that would rise above this atrocity that is metal would be:
dark noise
tech trance
europian classical music
psybient
Metaller: I listen to metal, I'm so underground.
Me: Inferiour troglodyte. What does it matter if you are underground? and let me tell you that you are not. Everyone knows your Children of Bodom and your Dry Kill Logic.
Me: Inferiour troglodyte. What does it matter if you are underground? and let me tell you that you are not. Everyone knows your Children of Bodom and your Dry Kill Logic.
by Amar van Leeuwaarde May 2, 2006
Get the metalmug. I've never heard of that guy but reading all those things said about him here makes me think it's a good guy.
by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 27, 2005
Get the Ward Churchillmug. Pronounced as 'cult'. kvlt is a way in the blackmetal scene - amongst other scences in which the philosophy houses that if less people know the work of art you want/pretend to like because less people know it your penis is bigger, to say that a work of art is terrible obscure and to live under the believe that that automatically makes a work of art better.
This philosphy is a stunning piece of reasoning and has kept me under the believe since I was 14 that the x-zillion types of unknown genres and obscure music I listen to is in fact better because it doesn't even sound like music anymore and it still works perfect.
So get your kvltness today.
This philosphy is a stunning piece of reasoning and has kept me under the believe since I was 14 that the x-zillion types of unknown genres and obscure music I listen to is in fact better because it doesn't even sound like music anymore and it still works perfect.
So get your kvltness today.
Me: "This new Vinterriket album is kvlt as fuck."
True blackmetaller: "stfu"
Me: "Roling on the picklecrown, laughing. Don't use internet abreviations."
True blackmetaller: "stfu"
Me: "Roling on the picklecrown, laughing. Don't use internet abreviations."
by Amar van Leeuwaarde December 28, 2005
Get the kvltmug. I said to my friends that I liked slipknot and I was laughed upon by them for like metal in the first place but of all metal slipknot. My friends are all a lot more intelligent than I am and listen to intelligent music like Experimental Darkambient, Trance Music and Noise. I'm a total moron but at least I like superficial simple metal like slipknot which is the best.
by Amar van Leeuwaarde July 16, 2006
Get the slipknotmug.