alphahooker's definitions

burner

Dirty Hippy who has mooched money so that they could join their dirty hippy friends in the least hospitable place in the country, the high desert of Nevada.

The group of burners were preceeded by their pack of lice and vile odor.

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

burning man

Like wasting $1000 to hang out in the parched desert with 35,000 bitter hippies? If you answered yes to this question, then Burningmans for you! Come join the burned out Deadheads and deluded, hard-up Frat boys to chase the handful of washed up hippy women that were in their prime in the summer of love 1969. If you have any drugs, make sure to hoard them because everybody else will be! Not to mention the HUNDREDS of law enforement agents and their canine units just ITCHING to make a bust. Throw in the alkaline soil slowly eating away at any exposed skin, and you're good to go! Bring a women with you and watch 20 horney dirtbags instantly materialize to try to pry her away from you! This event might have been fun back in the '80s, but if you're really looking for a good time, spring break in Cancun is the place to be.

Now I know why they call it burningman, cuase man, do you get burned!

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

The Jumpers are Dropping Streamers

Gotta take a shit to the point that the turd is almost coming out on its own. See also crowning
Reference to skydivers that drop streamers before they jump to test wind direction.

After that cigarette and coffee the jumpers are dropping streamers

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Cracker Barrel

A restaurant in the South, which got its name from old school Cowboys. Where the term cracker came from

Theres to many cracka's at Cracker Barrel. Lets get some viddles somewhere else

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

cookout

Bar-B-Que, used mainly in the south

ya'll come on over for the cookout Sunday. Bring the grits!

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

bad parent

abandoning/neglecting your drink.
Bad parents leave wounded soldiers

He opened up a beer but left it in the other room. He's being a bad parent

by alphahooker March 11, 2008

Stinker

Female with a smelly snatch

Wear a jimmie when you bag that whore, she's a stinker

by alphahooker November 22, 2004