3 definitions by alohomora_motherf*cker!
You know, The Game. The one that older males always say is on inside their houses. They cannot miss it and will use is at as an excuse to leave an important conversation with their wives. They also use it for bonding.
by alohomora_motherf*cker! March 23, 2021
You know, that guy. One minute your talking about him and the next minute he’s right there... he know exactly when not to call and does anyway. He makes any situation awkward. And he’s there when you need him least.
“Omg, Ronald is such a spawnling.”
“Yeah, Becky, it’s actually kind of creepy. He called me at six last night, right when we started. Couldn’t have been a worse time!”
“Hi girls!”
“SHIT!”
“Yeah, Becky, it’s actually kind of creepy. He called me at six last night, right when we started. Couldn’t have been a worse time!”
“Hi girls!”
“SHIT!”
by alohomora_motherf*cker! March 22, 2021
It doesn’t hurt, it doesn’t feel good and it doesn’t make me feel better but it’s just there, and I respect it but there is no reason to do anything with it because it’s not mine.
It’s just a wondrous feeling. Not in a good or bad way. It’s pure wonder; merveille.
It’s just a wondrous feeling. Not in a good or bad way. It’s pure wonder; merveille.
by alohomora_motherf*cker! April 27, 2021