Definitions by alla gomma

Athletic Banquet 

An award ceremony recognising athletes for their athletic achievements

Michelle: I wish we had an athletic banquet this year! You would've won ALL the MVP awards!
Rachel: Not all of them, only Rock Climbing, Mountain Biking, and Golf

Athletic Banquet by alla gomma June 4, 2020

Boomer Doomer 

Coronavirus (COVID-19)

It's gonna kill all the boomers

Hey bro *shakes hand* I just gave you boomer doomer

Boomer Doomer by alla gomma March 10, 2020

Shoot Me With A Stick 

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick

Shoot Me With A Stick by alla gomma October 26, 2019