Athletic Banquet

An award ceremony recognising athletes for their athletic achievements

Michelle: I wish we had an athletic banquet this year! You would've won ALL the MVP awards!
Rachel: Not all of them, only Rock Climbing, Mountain Biking, and Golf

by alla gomma June 04, 2020

Shoot Me With A Stick

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick

by alla gomma October 27, 2019

Boomer Doomer

Coronavirus (COVID-19)

It's gonna kill all the boomers

Hey bro *shakes hand* I just gave you boomer doomer

by alla gomma March 10, 2020