Bollocks

1) The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered

As a swear-word bollock is the dog's bollocks

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

job

Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

surplus

Referring to a person, of no apparent worth or use

Politicians? Bunch o' surplus cunts the lot of 'em

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

Tony Blair

Governor of the 51st State of the USA

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

technogypsy

Some who lives a mobile life using communications technology to allow teleworking from anywhere in the world.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

microsoft

Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company.

See also Bill Gates; Windows

Fucking shit Microsoft programs

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

troll

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002