Bollocks

1) The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered
As a swear-word bollock is the dog's bollocks
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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job

Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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surplus

Referring to a person, of no apparent worth or use
Politicians? Bunch o' surplus cunts the lot of 'em
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Tony Blair

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technogypsy

Some who lives a mobile life using communications technology to allow teleworking from anywhere in the world.
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microsoft

Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company.

See also Bill Gates; Windows
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troll

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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