alex r's definitions

do not feed the metroids

a simple statement, warding off those who think metriods are cute, and look hungry. metroids feed off of the life forces of other living creatures. feeding them your rations might reek havoc upon thier specialized digestive systems. also, if a metroid sucessfully recieves energy from any meal, it grows in size and strength. so by feeding a metroid in a holding tank, you are helping it escape.

if you are stupid enough to want to feed a metroid, why dont you just jump in the tank , and let it eat you?

by alex r June 4, 2005

love sac

a store in the northridge mall with a freakin funny name. they also sell beanbag chairs.

hey, come check out my love sac, but be careful, i just pulled all the hairs off of it, and it might make you itchy.

by alex r March 14, 2005

the valley

depending on where you go, you can find a run-down shack with 11 hispanic kids living alone, right next to a gated mansion worth $3 million. every night someone is running from the cops,being followed by a helicopter. ambulances are constantly blaring, and if you listen carefully, you can hear gunshots in the distance. and even though its so dangerous to live here, houses are expensive as all hell. one never knows what to expect when you live around here.

it may not be new york city, but its certainly interesting.

by alex r May 2, 2005

bananas and fudge

1.)a delicious dessert consisting of a banana coated in delicious fudge, or
2.)a phrase that sounds infinitely dirty.

1a:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2a:awesome! was it delicious?

1b:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2b:eww, man, i dont need to hear that shit.

by alex r July 10, 2005

metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

by alex r November 16, 2004

crazyberries

berries grown on a plant not too far from the ugly tree, but not quite related. it is said that one who eats them will go crazy, or do crazy things.

holy shit! steve just poured a bottle of squeezy cheese on his head, took a dump on his cat, and masturbated to the view! he must have had a whole bowl of crazyberries for breakfast!

by alex r November 29, 2004

handjob

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.

"a handjob, that's a man job; but a blowjob? that's yo' job."

by Alex R April 10, 2004