hey, come check out my love sac, but be careful, i just pulled all the hairs off of it, and it might make you itchy.
by alex r March 14, 2005

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."
by alex r November 16, 2004

by alex r May 04, 2005

a simple statement, warding off those who think metriods are cute, and look hungry. metroids feed off of the life forces of other living creatures. feeding them your rations might reek havoc upon thier specialized digestive systems. also, if a metroid sucessfully recieves energy from any meal, it grows in size and strength. so by feeding a metroid in a holding tank, you are helping it escape.
if you are stupid enough to want to feed a metroid, why dont you just jump in the tank , and let it eat you?
by alex r June 04, 2005

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.
by Alex R April 10, 2004

Hi mrs.tablert, your son broke a glass. choad means a penis that is wider than it is long, this long
by alex r January 13, 2003

by alex r June 07, 2005
