hey, come check out my love sac, but be careful, i just pulled all the hairs off of it, and it might make you itchy.
by alex r March 14, 2005

by alex r May 04, 2005

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."
by alex r November 16, 2004

berries grown on a plant not too far from the ugly tree, but not quite related. it is said that one who eats them will go crazy, or do crazy things.
holy shit! steve just poured a bottle of squeezy cheese on his head, took a dump on his cat, and masturbated to the view! he must have had a whole bowl of crazyberries for breakfast!
by alex r November 29, 2004

1.)a delicious dessert consisting of a banana coated in delicious fudge, or
2.)a phrase that sounds infinitely dirty.
2.)a phrase that sounds infinitely dirty.
1a:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2a:awesome! was it delicious?
1b:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2b:eww, man, i dont need to hear that shit.
2a:awesome! was it delicious?
1b:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2b:eww, man, i dont need to hear that shit.
by alex r July 10, 2005

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.
by Alex R April 10, 2004

Hi mrs.tablert, your son broke a glass. choad means a penis that is wider than it is long, this long
by alex r January 13, 2003
