alex r's definitions

the valley

depending on where you go, you can find a run-down shack with 11 hispanic kids living alone, right next to a gated mansion worth $3 million. every night someone is running from the cops,being followed by a helicopter. ambulances are constantly blaring, and if you listen carefully, you can hear gunshots in the distance. and even though its so dangerous to live here, houses are expensive as all hell. one never knows what to expect when you live around here.

it may not be new york city, but its certainly interesting.

by alex r May 2, 2005

space marine

oh yeah, and dont forget the novel/movie starship troopers

those guys kicked total ass.

by alex r May 4, 2005

metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

by alex r November 16, 2004

crazyberries

berries grown on a plant not too far from the ugly tree, but not quite related. it is said that one who eats them will go crazy, or do crazy things.

holy shit! steve just poured a bottle of squeezy cheese on his head, took a dump on his cat, and masturbated to the view! he must have had a whole bowl of crazyberries for breakfast!

by alex r November 29, 2004

acropetal

Of leaves or flowers; developing or opening from base to apex.

The town enjoyed an acropetal setting.

by Alex R January 23, 2004

love sac

a store in the northridge mall with a freakin funny name. they also sell beanbag chairs.

hey, come check out my love sac, but be careful, i just pulled all the hairs off of it, and it might make you itchy.

by alex r March 14, 2005

the biz

show buisiness, baby. if you live in los angeles, i guarantee you have a connection.

i know the grandson of the creator of jag, ncis, and quantum leap. im connected, bitch.

by alex r June 7, 2005