fitch

a 'fit' or attractive young lady or 'bitch'

as cruising down the high street you may come across an attractive yung lady and exclaim;
'oi mate, check out the fitch!'

by alex jones August 27, 2003

to paedo

To attack and sexually abuse a child, usually after arranging to meet on an Internet message board (forum).

Because that's what happens on the Internet.

OMGOSH you're meeting up with a load of people you met on a forum!? You're gonna get paedoed!

So I was cybering online with this girl and it turned out she was actually just another old man who wanted to paedo me. :(

by Alex Jones August 12, 2006

fitches

plural for fitch:- a good looking or 'fit' young lady or 'bitch'.
i.e a fitch.

as cruising down the high street you may come across a group of attractive young women;
'oi mate, check out the fitches!'

by alex jones August 27, 2003

10x

Ten times (as good).

How good is that?
10x, man!

by Alex Jones March 07, 2005

no-pinter

A girl who requires (approximately) no pints of beer in order for you to want to shag her.

Yeah, she's a bit annoying. But to be honest, she's a no-pinter.

by Alex Jones May 24, 2006

Kizzalzzial

Kill all yall

I wishizzle i could Kizzalzzial.

by alex jones November 05, 2003