redhead

An affliction of the penis due to excessive beating off, thus resulting in a throbbing red head.

That guy watches porn all day... i'm guessing he's got the redhead goin on

by Alex January 05, 2004

bits

refers to male genitalia. commonly used in conjunction with peices

she was all over my bits.
he wanted a go with my bits and peices, i politely told him to sod off.

by alex December 04, 2004

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 09, 2003

Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.

1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster

by Alex April 10, 2007

Yarwood

1.Angry when wet
2.Fitness fanatic

Im so Yarwood

by Alex March 24, 2004

lexapro

An antidepressant that gives you diahrea. Works way better when ground up and snorted, believe me.

I just snorted 10 Lexapro... damn I sure feel happy.

by Alex January 06, 2005

bokchoy

A name for a friend.

"Hey Bokchoy, throw me a beer!"

by Alex January 09, 2005