alex's definitions

Cobra_Commander

A fat fuck from Cleveland.

Cobra_Commander is a fucking douchebag.

by Alex April 19, 2004

EB

Tries so hard and fails so often.

Shit nigga that was an EB.

by Alex April 20, 2004

bolck-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a distance but when she gets up close you smack yourself if the balls for even thinking that she could have been hot

Scott: Damn I thought that girl was gonna be hot...

Alex: Hell no thats a block-o-mo-hoe

Scott: What?

Alex: Hell yea that hoe look good from a block or more

by Alex April 20, 2004

block-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a great distance. At least a city block.

Alex: "Damn that bitch is a block-o-mo-hoe"
Jared: "What the fuck are you talkin about homie"
Alex: "Damn your dumb... that hoe look good from a block or more

by Alex April 20, 2004

angst

A feeling of anxiety, hopelessness and misery, especially when regarded as unwarranted and melodramatic. Usually associated with the sort of people who write lame pissed-off poetry in high-school, hence the phrase "teen angst."

He's in an angsty mood today.

by Alex December 8, 2003

dead ass

something that smells really really really bad, a combo of smelling dead and smelling like ass

"Dear god it smells like dead ass in the bathroom."

by Alex December 9, 2003

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 9, 2003