shmuck

Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases

Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths

by Alex February 13, 2003

Tumor

More Then One

"Can I Have Tumor?"

by Alex September 13, 2003

mufh

Synonym for much. Used in a joking tone with close friends.

Modifier in a sentence, like much.

Ex. I love you so much.

by Alex November 25, 2004

Elmo

the retarded monster who ruined Sesame Street; before then, the show taught kids, now it just babysits.

Elmo is the Scrappy Doo of Sesame Street.

by Alex September 01, 2003

The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 20, 2004

Mott

An imaginary violent action towards someone used in a threat.

Shut up, or I'll mott your hoople

by Alex April 22, 2004

feminist

can be either of the two:

1. a rational-thinking woman who just wants women to be treated equally among men; you will not see many on CNN or MSNBC

2. A sexist hag who wants men castrated and made untouchables, the kind who wants women to rule the world. Also see lesbian although lesbians don't necessarily have to be feminists.

by Alex August 21, 2003