h

The peak of comedy.

Me: H
The World: *applause*
Mr Boerum: no

by alecwind June 26, 2021

Tyler McMuffin

My son's name.

Tyler McMuffin: I am your son.
Me: Correct.

by alecwind June 26, 2021

barbetus

a singular barbet, despite the fact that barbet is already singular

Friend: Hello!
Me: Barbetus.
Friend: I have three toes.

by alecwind June 26, 2021

mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.

Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

by alecwind July 19, 2021

BARNOD

The ultimate life form, described as "The Intelligent One" or in some cases "The Handsome One" which is also Chapter 13 of Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Pile of Ash.

Friend: I'm a Christian.
Me: But what about BARNOD?

by alecwind June 26, 2021

guy for ketchup

Me irl

Me: *squirts ketchup*
Random man eating corn dog: Mmm, damn.
Me: Guy for ketchup

by alecwind July 19, 2021

Mr. Bungle 2

The sequel to a band now with Ian Scott and Dave Lombardo of Anthrax and Slayer respectively.

Mr. Bungle 2 is fine, I guess.

Mom: I hate you.
Me: Shut up, Dave Lombardo just joined Mr. Bungle 2!
Mom: Oh shit you're right.

by alecwind June 26, 2021