alcifer's definitions

roy moore

v. To molest little girls while in a position of authority, especially while making bullshit claims about how your aberrant and horrible behavior is justified by the Bible, or it's fake news, etc. Also see kiddie fiddler.

I beat the shit out of Mark the soccer coach after he Roy Moored my daughter.

by alcifer November 15, 2017

assbrain

Any person who pulls into the left lane cutting you off and then going 15 under the speed limit.

You assbrain you almost hit me.

by alcifer May 17, 2023

AK

Abbreviation of "alta kalet:, Yiddish for an old ass crotchety person. Commonly heard kvetching about how the youth of today have it so easy when the price of real estate is going through the roof, or that no one wants to work for 3 cents an hour, or that college was so easy to pay for back in 1971 that you could work a minimum wage job 5 hours a week and you were all set. News flash folks: the good old days are gone, and us millennials and Zers can't afford it anymore.

Here we go, another couple of AKers out on a Sunday drive on a Wednesday afternoon. *lays on horn*

by alcifer May 6, 2023

democrap

Shady, insider, and/or illegal dealing by the DNC and its cohorts/cronies.

Tulsi Gabbard isn't in the debate because of a bunch of democrap.
The Democrats will lose to Trump again if democrap causes Joe Biden to be the nominee.
Bernie Sanders takes less democrap than the other contenders and therefore you should vote for him.

by alcifer December 10, 2019