alcifer's definitions

fuckjangle

Another generic term for bad drivers on the road. Commonly encountered in Arizona.

Come on fuckjangle why are you merging on the 202 going 30 mph move your ass.

by alcifer December 23, 2023

0x1A4

Hexadecimal for 420. This number can often be useful as a testing value when writing simple or not-so-simple programs on a computer, but more often indicates that it's time to pack a bong full of kush and burn it first to see if genuine value can be derived from such an effort.

This hydroponic management program just threw another Exception 0x1A4 when I tried to simulate growing with a second lighting system, this is hella bunk!

by alcifer October 4, 2010

chomo van

Preferred mode of transportation for Matt Gaetz (R-FL). Seen frequently around high school proms, malls, and other locations minors are present.

Matt Gaetz drove home from Washington in his chomo van so he could enjoy his favorite pastime of raping 13 year old girls at the mall in Pensacola.

by alcifer July 30, 2022

AK

Abbreviation of "alta kalet:, Yiddish for an old ass crotchety person. Commonly heard kvetching about how the youth of today have it so easy when the price of real estate is going through the roof, or that no one wants to work for 3 cents an hour, or that college was so easy to pay for back in 1971 that you could work a minimum wage job 5 hours a week and you were all set. News flash folks: the good old days are gone, and us millennials and Zers can't afford it anymore.

Here we go, another couple of AKers out on a Sunday drive on a Wednesday afternoon. *lays on horn*

by alcifer May 6, 2023