alcifer's definitions

chomo van

Preferred mode of transportation for Matt Gaetz (R-FL). Seen frequently around high school proms, malls, and other locations minors are present.

Matt Gaetz drove home from Washington in his chomo van so he could enjoy his favorite pastime of raping 13 year old girls at the mall in Pensacola.

by alcifer July 30, 2022

offense

What your local sports team sucks at.

Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.

by alcifer December 10, 2019

more guns

The solution to any problem, according to the NRA.

If your brother was killed by a gun, maybe the gun nuts in this country would stop thinking that more guns will solve everyone's problems. Or maybe not, since they are stupid enough to vote for morons like Donald Trump.

by alcifer August 25, 2016

democrap

Shady, insider, and/or illegal dealing by the DNC and its cohorts/cronies.

Tulsi Gabbard isn't in the debate because of a bunch of democrap.
The Democrats will lose to Trump again if democrap causes Joe Biden to be the nominee.
Bernie Sanders takes less democrap than the other contenders and therefore you should vote for him.

by alcifer December 10, 2019