alcifer's definitions

offense

What your local sports team sucks at.

Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.

by alcifer December 10, 2019

roy moore

v. To molest little girls while in a position of authority, especially while making bullshit claims about how your aberrant and horrible behavior is justified by the Bible, or it's fake news, etc. Also see kiddie fiddler.

I beat the shit out of Mark the soccer coach after he Roy Moored my daughter.

by alcifer November 15, 2017

more guns

The solution to any problem, according to the NRA.

If your brother was killed by a gun, maybe the gun nuts in this country would stop thinking that more guns will solve everyone's problems. Or maybe not, since they are stupid enough to vote for morons like Donald Trump.

by alcifer August 25, 2016

democrap

Shady, insider, and/or illegal dealing by the DNC and its cohorts/cronies.

Tulsi Gabbard isn't in the debate because of a bunch of democrap.
The Democrats will lose to Trump again if democrap causes Joe Biden to be the nominee.
Bernie Sanders takes less democrap than the other contenders and therefore you should vote for him.

by alcifer December 10, 2019