Cumming to Your Senses: When you're masturbating and you finally nut but instead of feeling proud of it you feel like you've committed the worst sin of all time.
Person1: Yo hows it going
Person2: Bad, I just did something horrible. I just masturbated to some random women that I don't know
Person1: dang, Cumming to Your Senses huh, first time?
Person2: Bad, I just did something horrible. I just masturbated to some random women that I don't know
Person1: dang, Cumming to Your Senses huh, first time?
by akselly March 12, 2021
by akselly August 21, 2021
Man: wanna take this to the bedroom?
Woman: yes
Man: alright, i'll grab this end you grab the other.
Woman: yes
Man: alright, i'll grab this end you grab the other.
by akselly March 12, 2021
by akselly March 12, 2021
A Reddit Copypasta saying "I'm deeply depressed. I don't find anything in life worth living. I'm tired of the endless cycle of getting up in the morning to do nothing. I don't know what to do anymore because frankly its driving me insane. I wake up, and i want to die. Nobody in my life knows anything about this and I'm afraid of telling them because i don't want to risk getting sent back to a mental hospital. I cant tell anybody and its burning me up inside. I'm done everybody. Goodbye." It's meant to parody people who keep posting about theyr depression online mostly doing it for attention and "sympathy"
Rebecca: I'm deeply depressed, I just have noone to talk t-
Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.
Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.
by akselly March 12, 2021
Person1: hey bro you know who Alexander pierce anderson is?
Person2: no who is he
Person1: hes the absolute god who invented the best invention of all time known as rice cakes
Person2: wow Alexander Pierce Anderson is such a gigachad
Person2: no who is he
Person1: hes the absolute god who invented the best invention of all time known as rice cakes
Person2: wow Alexander Pierce Anderson is such a gigachad
by akselly April 05, 2021
no♥️ is usually used by cringy, basic, non funny tiktok girls or just really annoying. They think it's the best response in an arguement but they just look stupid
by akselly October 03, 2020