Definitions by agentorange

menard

n. Menard, Menards

1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.

adj. Menarded

1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded

n.
1. Jessica is a Menard.
2. I saved at Menards!

adj.
1. You're fucking menarded.

menard by AgentOrange November 11, 2004

no ma'am.com

natural derivitive of the oft-used expression "no ma'am", formed rather recently and widely used by gay men in the plains/Southwest US.

"That nasty old man was hitting on me, and I was like "No ma'am.com!"

no ma'am.com by agentorange April 19, 2004

no ma'am 

1)strong expression of "no".
2)expressing disbelief

1)Chris: "Hey, you want these tacos I left in the car yesterday?"
Billy: "Ugh! Gross! No ma'am!"
2)Lexy: "Girl, did you hear that Sheila tried to run over her boyfriend last night?"
Kasey: *shocked expression* "No ma'am!"

no ma'am by agentorange April 19, 2004

lookin' a mess 

used when someone/something appears unnattractive, for whatever reason.

"Whoa, this house looks a mess!"
"Girl, how much did you drink last night? You are lookin' a mess!"

lookin' a mess by agentorange April 19, 2004

buh bye 

normally used as a dismissive for a person's comments or an idea that is unwelcome or unpleasant. sometimes used after a look of disbelief.

1)Friend: "Girl what are you wearing? You look a mess."
Friend 2: "Ooh! Buh bye!"

2)Guy (joking): "You wanna mess around?"
Guy 2: "Dude! Buh bye!"

buh bye by agentorange April 19, 2004

homemade sin 

used to denote an unnattractive look or person, used especially in regard to tardy drag queens.

"We went to Jenna St. James' show last night"
"OOh! How did she look?!"
"Ugh! Trust, she looked like homemade sin!"

homemade sin by agentorange April 19, 2004

Miss Mess 

denotes a messy, tardy, or otherwise eye-roll-worthy person who has deemed themselves superior to others, when in fact everyone thinks they're pathetic. used esp. in the gay lexicon.

"Mmmm mmm (shaking head) there goes Miss Mess again, looking tragic and strutting like's she's god's gift."

Miss Mess by agentorange April 19, 2004