agent armchair's definitions

you gonna eat that chair

stereotypical fat people talk

You gonna eat that chair?

by agent armchair June 9, 2017

swaggot

someone who has too much swag; of much swagging

Damn, that kid claims he's pro and has "MLG". What a swaggot

by agent armchair September 20, 2016

time

it's the thing you're wasting right now

STOP WASTING TIME YOU BARFBAG

by agent armchair September 11, 2016

x

the letter mostly used in mathematical operations, especially algebra

Teacher: Find x.
Steve: *points it out* THERE IT IS!

by agent armchair September 20, 2016

Microscope

a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode

Holy shit! Quick! Grab a microscope! This guy's dick is too damn small!

by agent armchair March 12, 2017

holygon

1. cross
2. decagon

fear the holygon!

by agent armchair June 19, 2017

ponyshit

rainbow feces; clusterfuck

look at that ponyshit

by agent armchair June 10, 2017