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Splattegory

When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.
Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!
by Aeryck June 14, 2006
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Splat Patty

Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.
After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.
by Aeryck November 6, 2004
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Tootie Fish

A slang word used in the South for the vagina of prepubescent girls.
Uncle Lloyd yelled into the bathroom where his young neice was taking a bath "Jessica, don't forget to wash your Tootie Fish!"
by Aeryck October 23, 2004
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Booblettes

Dianna thought she would get Aléjandro and Tony's attention by flashing her Booblettes at them, but to no avail...they went to the movies without her.
by Aeryck November 5, 2004
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Cuntaloids

A gaggle of teenaged girls that roam a mall looking for teenaged boys they can get to spend all their hard earned money on them by purchasing mallfood and trinkets under the disillusion of possible pussy access, to then abandon them when the mall closes without a penny, and no pussy access.
David and Ronny blew all the money they made cleaning yards at the senior citizen trailer park on these Cuntaloids at the mall, and did not even have the money to catch the city bus to go home and masterbate.
by Aeryck October 23, 2004
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Panty Bomb

When an obese woman breaks wind and detonates her panties into confetti.
The sudden blast from her ass woke Andrea up and she was astonished at all the purple confetti in her bed until she realized it was the aftermath of a Panty Bomb.
by Aeryck November 4, 2004
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Symbicunt

A male that is completely controlled by their female love interest, to the point where logic and reason is completely ignored. It often results in the alienation of said male from the rest of his male friends. There is no good that can come from this symbiotic relationship.
Jon was often self righteous and somewhat annoying in his ways, but he got completely unreasonable and downright stupid when he started blindly obeying his symbicunt, Wendi.
by Aeryck April 9, 2008
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