When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.
Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!
by Aeryck June 12, 2006
The mass of feces in the toilet that is not quite solid, nor is it completely loose. Generally created by squatting on the toilet bowl and cutting loose with sounds and substance until completion. When you look into the bowl and see the mass of feces, you have got yourself a Squat Patty.
Frank went into the restroom and after about 45 minutes of sitting on the toilet grunting, was proud of the Squat Patty he left behind.
by Aeryck October 24, 2004
A female that is completely controlled by their male love interest, to the point where common sense and decency is completely obliterated. It often results in the alienation of said female from her family and friends. There is no good that can come from this symbiotic relationship.
Wendi was a loving and decent person until she came under the dark influences of her symbicock, Jon. With his manipulation of their religious beliefs, he was able to gain complete control of her soul.
by Aeryck April 09, 2008
The sudden blast from her ass woke Andrea up and she was astonished at all the purple confetti in her bed until she realized it was the aftermath of a Panty Bomb.
by Aeryck November 04, 2004
Ed was sitting in the movie theater when he thought he would squeeze one out and blame his friend Frank, but to his surprise a Fudge Biscuit emerged.
by Aeryck November 05, 2004
A male that is completely controlled by their female love interest, to the point where logic and reason is completely ignored. It often results in the alienation of said male from the rest of his male friends. There is no good that can come from this symbiotic relationship.
Jon was often self righteous and somewhat annoying in his ways, but he got completely unreasonable and downright stupid when he started blindly obeying his symbicunt, Wendi.
by Aeryck April 09, 2008
The hairy area found on many males, and even some females, between the anus and genitalia. It is often dank and foul smelling from the collection of perspiration and feces that gets trapped in the netting of hairs.
Travis ignored the advice of his friends, on shaving his Furby, and now has to deal with the results of a ghastly odorous underball stench. Thus, nullifying any chance of slurpage from the underaged girls he desperately tries to impress.
by Aeryck July 02, 2006