The knight in chess.
by Adel7 January 03, 2008
A facetious term coined by Morgan Spurlock in his documentary movie Super Size Me. It refers to the extra methane one gets from eating lots of McDonald's food. That extra flatulence harms people around you and also further damages our ozone layer, and is usually followed by a McBrick.
Dude 1: "Yesterday I watched Super Size Me. That was some hilarious stuff Spurlock said while eating the quarter pounder meal."
Dude 2: "What did he say?"
Dude 1: "He goes: 'See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'.'
Dude 2: "ROFLMAO - McGas - that's McFuckedUP dude. LOL"
Dude 2: "What did he say?"
Dude 1: "He goes: 'See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'.'
Dude 2: "ROFLMAO - McGas - that's McFuckedUP dude. LOL"
by Adel7 August 31, 2007
by Adel7 March 28, 2009
The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
by Adel7 November 29, 2007
by Adel7 January 08, 2008
Megan: "Hey, Bob, do you think I should wear these black Prada shoes or these onyx ones?"
Bob: "Hmm.. wazzadiff - they're all pretty sweetie."
Bob: "Hmm.. wazzadiff - they're all pretty sweetie."
by Adel7 December 04, 2007
The slogan for Burger King - the fast food hamburger restaurant that is the main competitor to McDonalds. Burger King is far better than McDonalds in every way. Their main sandwich, the Whopper, is actually a very good value, as opposed to McDonald's Big Mac which is actually a lot smaller than the Whopper overall.
Burger King is a smarter advertiser than McDonalds. Instead of a perverted and psychotic clown as their main mascot, Burger King's mascot is a dignified and ubercool King. The King is even featured on an Xbox and Xbox 360 video game, called Sneak King. This advergaming title, along with Big Bumpin' and PocketBike Racer, show that Burger King is willing to take some financial risks - after all, they sold those Xbox games for only 3.99 with a value meal. And those games are actually pretty good for a game you get with a fast food meal. This is a testament to Burger King's ingenuity and better value. McDonald's, the epitome of a cost-cutting and tight-fisted corporation, with their small-sized hamburgers and their inflated prices, would never produce quality video games and sell them for as much as Burger King did.
In some cities, such as Los Angeles, the people there recognize BK's superiority and never go to Mickey D's. We should all do the same and support BK instead. And if you want another reason to avoid McDonald's, just watch Super Size Me.
On a side note, I have to admit I'm being a little bit hypocritical about avoiding McDonald's - just today I made an exception to this rule and had breakfast at Mickey Ds - although I feel that the meal I got for $4.40 (An egg McMuffin with no meat, a small orange juice, and a small hash brown), was not exactly a great value. The only good value at McDonalds, in my opinion, is the parfait from the dollar menu. But all in all, I should have gone to Burger King. I will regret this decision for a long time.
Burger King is a smarter advertiser than McDonalds. Instead of a perverted and psychotic clown as their main mascot, Burger King's mascot is a dignified and ubercool King. The King is even featured on an Xbox and Xbox 360 video game, called Sneak King. This advergaming title, along with Big Bumpin' and PocketBike Racer, show that Burger King is willing to take some financial risks - after all, they sold those Xbox games for only 3.99 with a value meal. And those games are actually pretty good for a game you get with a fast food meal. This is a testament to Burger King's ingenuity and better value. McDonald's, the epitome of a cost-cutting and tight-fisted corporation, with their small-sized hamburgers and their inflated prices, would never produce quality video games and sell them for as much as Burger King did.
In some cities, such as Los Angeles, the people there recognize BK's superiority and never go to Mickey D's. We should all do the same and support BK instead. And if you want another reason to avoid McDonald's, just watch Super Size Me.
On a side note, I have to admit I'm being a little bit hypocritical about avoiding McDonald's - just today I made an exception to this rule and had breakfast at Mickey Ds - although I feel that the meal I got for $4.40 (An egg McMuffin with no meat, a small orange juice, and a small hash brown), was not exactly a great value. The only good value at McDonalds, in my opinion, is the parfait from the dollar menu. But all in all, I should have gone to Burger King. I will regret this decision for a long time.
Adam: "Hey, Sarah, where should we go for lunch? I'm thinking McDonald's - dadadadaaaaa I'm lovin' it."
Sarah: "Are you outta your mind? Do you want to get ripped off and face their horrible customer service? Wouldn't you much rather Have It Your Way and go to BK? Come on dude, BK is better in so many ways."
Adam: "You know, you have a good point. Yeah, you're definitely right. Let's Have It Our Way baby. Besides, I don't want to see that freaky clown at Mickey Ds, he makes me get chills inside."
Sarah: "Are you outta your mind? Do you want to get ripped off and face their horrible customer service? Wouldn't you much rather Have It Your Way and go to BK? Come on dude, BK is better in so many ways."
Adam: "You know, you have a good point. Yeah, you're definitely right. Let's Have It Our Way baby. Besides, I don't want to see that freaky clown at Mickey Ds, he makes me get chills inside."
by Adel7 August 31, 2007