Definitions by adel7

smacronym 

An acronym that disses or satires the commonly associated acronym. So instead of NBA meaning "national basketball association" it could be "nothing but airheads."

FEMA - Failure to Effectively Manage Anything
ETS - Evil Testing Serpent (see awesome book Up Your Score)
NCAA - Nothing Collegiate About the Athletes
UN - Useless Neutrality
MCAT - Miserable Cramming After Twilight
NHS - Nasty Hoes' Society
USC - University of Second Choice
TTYC - Too Talkative, You Crackhead
HONDA- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration

All of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.

smacronym by Adel7 January 12, 2008

gas humping 

When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.

...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.

"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."

gas humping by Adel7 January 6, 2008

nice asymptotes 

What a geeky Math whiz boy would say to a geeky Math whiz girl as a one-liner.

At the Beta Sigma Omega Math Olympiads, Devin walked up to Melissa and looked at her graph of the function, and then tried to suavely say "Hey there, lady, nice asymptotes - can I see them closer?"

nice asymptotes by Adel7 January 6, 2008

thinga 

Same as thingamajig - some object that you're too lazy to describe.

See that thinga over there? Can you get it for me please?

thinga by Adel7 January 4, 2008

whatnot 

An amazing and awesome maneuver that defies any kind of reasonable description. Something that somebody does that is just to hard to describe, but it's pretty astonishing.

Contortionists and break-dancers, along with very skilled skateboarders, are adept at performing whatnots.

whatnot by Adel7 January 3, 2008

tityell 

1. The chatting noobs way of responding to the acronym "TTYL" - the noob looks puzzled and whispers to himself "what the heck is tityell" and is too lazy to quickly look it up online. Thus the noob makes a big fool out of himself.

2. A very special kind of noise that ... hmmm I guess you can use your imagination... or nevermind me

1. Noob in chat-room, asking people with voice chat: "Dudes, what language is this? What's tityell and rofflamow mean?"

2. A tityell is something that can cause a pretty massive ... umm... shall we say tumescence.

tityell by Adel7 January 3, 2008

tumescence

The abstruse medical terminology for state of having a hard-on or a boner.

When I went to the doctor, he asked me if I had trouble achieving tumescence. I looked at him puzzled, and he said... "or in more common language, umm... can you get it up?"

tumescence by Adel7 January 3, 2008