Ryan: "Dude, today I got this email asking me to join a group on facebook, and next thing you know two hours had passed by. I was really pissed because I have this lab report due tomorrow, and now I'll need to pull an all-nighter for sure."
Mostafa: "Yeah, man. I had that same problem last semester, but then I decided to break my effacebook addiction."
Ryan: "How'd you do that?"
Mostafa: "I turned off the email notifications. And I decided to only use it when I needed too. Dude, I'm taking three senior level courses this semester. I can't afford that WOT. I had to make the same decision with World of Warcraft.
Ryan: "Gotcha. Thanks for the heads-up."
Mostafa: "Yeah, man. I had that same problem last semester, but then I decided to break my effacebook addiction."
Ryan: "How'd you do that?"
Mostafa: "I turned off the email notifications. And I decided to only use it when I needed too. Dude, I'm taking three senior level courses this semester. I can't afford that WOT. I had to make the same decision with World of Warcraft.
Ryan: "Gotcha. Thanks for the heads-up."
by Adel7 September 02, 2007
To use extreme measures to get rid of excess fat in one's body, such as: liposuction surgery, drinking only water for 3 days straight, buying a Nintendo Wii and playing vigorous Wii sports games for at least 30 hours a week, totally avoiding fast-food and chips and anything packaged, eating only fruits/veggies/lean meats for a long time, and avoiding using cars if possible.
by Adel7 December 01, 2007
The feeling one gets after eating a large meal from McDonalds, together with a large sugary soda and all the extra condiments. It's a very nervous feeling, where your stomach feels uneasy and you have the McTwitches. It's a term coined by Morgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me.
As Morgan himself says in his hit documentary, while eating a double-quarter pounder super-sized meal:
"See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'. My arms... I feel like I've got some McSweats goin'. My arms got the McTwitches going in here from all the sugar that's going in my body right now. I'm feeling a little McCrazy."
"See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'. My arms... I feel like I've got some McSweats goin'. My arms got the McTwitches going in here from all the sugar that's going in my body right now. I'm feeling a little McCrazy."
by Adel7 August 31, 2007
The dorky and clueless way of saying holla at a woadie. Usually used by either of the following two groups of people:
1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue
1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue
Matt: "Hey Adam, quick change the subject. Mr. Nougat is coming here and he's going to try to be our friend again. Let's talk about something totally uninteresting to him. Like those old POGS or something.
Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"
Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"
Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."
Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."
Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."
Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"
Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"
Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"
Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."
Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."
Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."
Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"
by Adel7 September 02, 2007
State of the Unizzle Address
"My fellow Americans, wazzzzaaaaaa! You pimps and hos have been doin' a good job, fa sho. I wanna give a holla to my dog over in SoCal - and also wanna holla at my dogs in NYC. We keep that shit real ya heeeard me peeps!
My fellow American playas and hot mammas and baby daddies and homies, we are faced with a great threat today. This is some serious shit yall. I want yall to listen to me very very fuckin seriously carefully ok. I didn't go to the school of Hard Knocks Ivy on Dubs Law Academy for nuthin, bitches. I know this shit is for real. I didn't grajjjawate with a .44 for nothin bitches - I know my shit ya heard me dogs.
So here's the deal - we gotta bust a cap in Irans head OK. Those bitches are gettin fuckin sick and straight-up evil ya know. So let's teach those bitches a good nice lesson, ya heeaaard. I am making a proposition that we bust a cap up in their ass too.
Oh and they definitely got weapons of massive destruction - no doubt. No doubt my peeps. Just yesterday I saw on the news that they were making fire! Fire, bitches! That's some seriously dangerous shit! That's chemical weaponry by the way, capable of mass murder and annihilation.
So we got that straight now and u all feel me, aight bitches? OK, next on the agenda is the school policy.
There is no doubtation to me that school is very vital and very good for the whole nation. So remember kids - stay in school, be cool, don't be a fool, don't be a tool, don't play pool... ooh bitches I'm bout to start rappin fa'sho!
Hey all my bitches, here me out -
Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know
stay in school, be a pimp
Dress up cool, don't limp
Stay in school, be smart
Don't fail class, do yo part
Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know
Thanks my bitches and dogs. I think that you all are doin' a great job, I think you all are currently off the heezy, but we could try to up it to off the laweezy fa sheezy ya heard.
Oh yeah, I forgot dammit! TAXES -Oh shit! Ummm.. ey , first of all peeps - I love u all. I really do love you all my bitches and thugs. You all are great. But look, ummm... I can't lie to you - we need some more cash money, we need some more moolah.
So this is the plan aight - I'm gonna keep it simple. I'm going to start going on tour all over the United States continent and having concerts, and you all gotta come and pay 50 dollars per person to listen to me rap and do stand-up comedy. This will generate at least a couple bazillion more benjamins for us. Cuz really yall - I mean my Air Force One needs a major makeover. I mean, come on - I definitely need to get the 98" inch dubs on that baby. I need to be stuntin when I travel to places like Japanesy, and France and China, and Germanium.
You all get my flow right? Yall feel me right babies? aight, fa'sho
Oh, and God Bless America by the way. Fa'sho. aight catch yall later - I got some biznass I gottsta do - I gotta do my hustling ya know... aight peeps, peace out!
"My fellow Americans, wazzzzaaaaaa! You pimps and hos have been doin' a good job, fa sho. I wanna give a holla to my dog over in SoCal - and also wanna holla at my dogs in NYC. We keep that shit real ya heeeard me peeps!
My fellow American playas and hot mammas and baby daddies and homies, we are faced with a great threat today. This is some serious shit yall. I want yall to listen to me very very fuckin seriously carefully ok. I didn't go to the school of Hard Knocks Ivy on Dubs Law Academy for nuthin, bitches. I know this shit is for real. I didn't grajjjawate with a .44 for nothin bitches - I know my shit ya heard me dogs.
So here's the deal - we gotta bust a cap in Irans head OK. Those bitches are gettin fuckin sick and straight-up evil ya know. So let's teach those bitches a good nice lesson, ya heeaaard. I am making a proposition that we bust a cap up in their ass too.
Oh and they definitely got weapons of massive destruction - no doubt. No doubt my peeps. Just yesterday I saw on the news that they were making fire! Fire, bitches! That's some seriously dangerous shit! That's chemical weaponry by the way, capable of mass murder and annihilation.
So we got that straight now and u all feel me, aight bitches? OK, next on the agenda is the school policy.
There is no doubtation to me that school is very vital and very good for the whole nation. So remember kids - stay in school, be cool, don't be a fool, don't be a tool, don't play pool... ooh bitches I'm bout to start rappin fa'sho!
Hey all my bitches, here me out -
Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know
stay in school, be a pimp
Dress up cool, don't limp
Stay in school, be smart
Don't fail class, do yo part
Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know
Thanks my bitches and dogs. I think that you all are doin' a great job, I think you all are currently off the heezy, but we could try to up it to off the laweezy fa sheezy ya heard.
Oh yeah, I forgot dammit! TAXES -Oh shit! Ummm.. ey , first of all peeps - I love u all. I really do love you all my bitches and thugs. You all are great. But look, ummm... I can't lie to you - we need some more cash money, we need some more moolah.
So this is the plan aight - I'm gonna keep it simple. I'm going to start going on tour all over the United States continent and having concerts, and you all gotta come and pay 50 dollars per person to listen to me rap and do stand-up comedy. This will generate at least a couple bazillion more benjamins for us. Cuz really yall - I mean my Air Force One needs a major makeover. I mean, come on - I definitely need to get the 98" inch dubs on that baby. I need to be stuntin when I travel to places like Japanesy, and France and China, and Germanium.
You all get my flow right? Yall feel me right babies? aight, fa'sho
Oh, and God Bless America by the way. Fa'sho. aight catch yall later - I got some biznass I gottsta do - I gotta do my hustling ya know... aight peeps, peace out!
by Adel7 December 01, 2007
NOLA clap is a complex and very deep concept. It is a feeling of unity among all New Orleanians. When one yells out "NOLA clap" everyone from New Orleans must yell "fa sho" or clap out loud.
by Adel7 November 29, 2007