gas humping

When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.

...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.

"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."

by Adel7 January 06, 2008

bonobos

A very rare species of monkey in the Congo/Zaire area of Africa that is unusually hyper-sexual. They look like chimpanzees, and they do all kinds of horny stuff. These horny chimps are only available in a handful of US zoos, like the San Diego zoo.

When I went to the zoo the other day, I was a bit surprised and taken aback to see an x-rated monkey show going on. They call them bonobos but I'm thinking they should call them bonersnhos.

by Adel7 January 01, 2008

venial

Not a big mistake, but nonetheless a small sin. You can be forgiven for it most of the time.

Dude 1: "Hey, Dad, why did you scratch my door when you got out of your car? I just painted her yesterday."

Dad: "Son, STFU. That was a venial sin."

Dude 1: "Dad, stop going SAT on me."

by Adel7 August 15, 2007

oopseedoopseepoopsee

A corny way of saying oops, maybe to a little kid.

Aaaah man, oopseedoopseepoopsee - did I do that!?!

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

broodmare

A female horse that is used mainly for breeding.

Looks like that stallion over there is ready again - and I think that broodmare is ready too, so let the horsies do their thing.

by Adel7 January 01, 2008

rhinoceros-like

A fancy way of saying that you're randy.

I was feeling rhinoceros-like yesterday when I saw my old Spanish teacher.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007