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soopbabble

The exclamation that one of the Nazi soldier in the classic FPS game Wolfenstein used to say when he saw you.

One of the oldest computer gaming memories I have is of my brother running through the mazes of Wolfenstein on his 486 and shooting down soldiers that would yell out "Soopbabble!" and then start shooting loudly at him. That game was totally awesome. For a walk down memory lane download that very compact-sized game and have a blast dude.

by Adel7 September 22, 2007

molokhia

Molokhia is an Egyptian soup that tastes very very good. It is sometimes eaten in other Middle Eastern countries, but mainly in Egypt. Molokhia is also known by the term "jew's mallow". Molokhia is somewhat like spinach but it is different. The soup is somewhat slimy but it tastes excellent. You may be able to find Molokhia at Middle Eastern restaurants. Molokhia goes really well with rice and diced potatoes in tomato sauce.

Ahmed: "Hey Adam, do you know where I can get Molokhia here in Lincoln? I've had it up to here with burritos and pizza. I miss the good old masry food"

Adam: "Yeah, man. I know how you feel. Apparently the nearest Middle Eastern restaurant is in Omaha. Good luck dude, and please invite me if you make some dude. I almost forgot what Molokhia was.

by Adel7 August 29, 2007

gas humping

When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.

...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.

"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."

by Adel7 January 6, 2008

holler at a wordy son

The dorky and clueless way of saying holla at a woadie. Usually used by either of the following two groups of people:

1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue

Matt: "Hey Adam, quick change the subject. Mr. Nougat is coming here and he's going to try to be our friend again. Let's talk about something totally uninteresting to him. Like those old POGS or something.

Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"

Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"

Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."

Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."

Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."

Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"

by Adel7 September 11, 2007

bonobos

A very rare species of monkey in the Congo/Zaire area of Africa that is unusually hyper-sexual. They look like chimpanzees, and they do all kinds of horny stuff. These horny chimps are only available in a handful of US zoos, like the San Diego zoo.

When I went to the zoo the other day, I was a bit surprised and taken aback to see an x-rated monkey show going on. They call them bonobos but I'm thinking they should call them bonersnhos.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

venial

Not a big mistake, but nonetheless a small sin. You can be forgiven for it most of the time.

Dude 1: "Hey, Dad, why did you scratch my door when you got out of your car? I just painted her yesterday."

Dad: "Son, STFU. That was a venial sin."

Dude 1: "Dad, stop going SAT on me."

by Adel7 August 15, 2007