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Man's most magnificently majestic manifestation of masculinity, and the one potentially most exciting to a woman. It looks like a rocket ready to be launched, and has the same turbulent thrusting force and energy.
It signals to a woman that a guy is ready and able to have sex with her and eager to do so, which, if she finds him attractive, tends to kindle her interest. For that reason, it is a serious though common mistake for a guy to be embarrassed or self-conscious when he has an erection.
It signals to a woman that a guy is ready and able to have sex with her and eager to do so, which, if she finds him attractive, tends to kindle her interest. For that reason, it is a serious though common mistake for a guy to be embarrassed or self-conscious when he has an erection.
Freshman year, after pulling an all-nighter, I stripped and got in bed, only to wake a half hour later with an urgent need to piss. I got up without waking enough to know I was naked, much less that I had wood, and walked down the hall to the bathroom. Only as I walked past the open door of another room down the hall and saw a woman grad student staring at me with wide eyes did I look down and see I was sporting the most giant hard-on I'd ever seen in my life. Afterwards, she kidded a male grad student we were both friends with that I had a better body than he did. He replied, "You've seen more of it than I have."
by Adam Phillips August 18, 2006
Get the hard-on mug.The male member, seen at his most magnificent and in his full-sized glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur and majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention so as to proudly display every inch of his full height.
Note the use of the pronoun "he" rather than "it." "Big George" is not simply a slang word for your dick, like penis or love torpedo, but a name given to him in his own right, as a personification of your sexual potency and energy. Therefore, a girl may talk about him to you, and may even talk to him instead of you, as in the examples given below.
As for the origin of the name, "Big" is rather obvious. The best guess as to "George" is that the use of the commonest name of Kings of England in modern times came to be given to the part of the body that epitomizes kingliness.
Note the use of the pronoun "he" rather than "it." "Big George" is not simply a slang word for your dick, like penis or love torpedo, but a name given to him in his own right, as a personification of your sexual potency and energy. Therefore, a girl may talk about him to you, and may even talk to him instead of you, as in the examples given below.
As for the origin of the name, "Big" is rather obvious. The best guess as to "George" is that the use of the commonest name of Kings of England in modern times came to be given to the part of the body that epitomizes kingliness.
"Wow! Big George looks like he's really glad to see me."
"Oh, Big George, don't stop! You fill me up! You are the biggest cock I have ever had in me in my life! I want you to fuck me! I need you to fuck me! Oh, please don't stop fucking me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, Big George, don't stop! You fill me up! You are the biggest cock I have ever had in me in my life! I want you to fuck me! I need you to fuck me! Oh, please don't stop fucking me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Adam Phillips August 18, 2006
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