tardopolis

1. A metropolis of retarded people.
2. A city where fuktards and retarblicans live.

The retarblican moved to tardopolis to be with the other dipshits.

by ad-92129 April 13, 2011

dissemble

Neologistic contraction of “disassemble.”
Malopropism for the word: disassemble.

You must dissemble the modem to replace the display.

by ad-92129 January 18, 2012

economidiot

1) one who subscribes to foolish economic principles such as trickle-down and voodoo economics, reaganomics, pyramids, ponzi schemes, fuzzy math, and similar financial snake-oils.

The top 2% of the wealthiest people rely on the bottom 98% of economidiots to increase their riches.

by ad-92129 September 14, 2011

poonshine

1. Affinity for pussy, a.k.a., pussy.
2. Relection of a shaved pussy.
3. The virile man's desperate sex addiction and drive for poontang.

The light reflected a poonshine from the mound of her shaved pussy.
I lost my poonshine, Bubba, so I just jack it now.

by ad-92129 March 20, 2011

sycophantium

1) A protective shield received as a reward for kissing the boss's ass.
2) Extremely slippery substance, much slicker than teflon, on which nothing, absolutely nothing can stick.
3) the substance which allows even the stupidest things you say or do to be overlooked.

When protected by sycophantium, not even smell can stick to siht!

by ad-92129 September 10, 2011

rutine

1. Mundane daily activity.
2. Routine that has become a rut.

The daily rutine made jack a dull boy.

by ad-92129 March 21, 2011

popped her blue cheese cherry

The act of convincing a woman to try blue cheese for the first time. Extra credit if she is Asian!

She didn't like the smell, but eventually I popped her blue cheese cherry. Perhaps next she'll let me play in the back yard.

by ad-92129 September 20, 2012