techenamor

1. enamoration with technology no matter how useless, expensive, or destructive.
Techenamor is to a nerd as sex is to a normal teenage boy!
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megalotard

1. Grandiose mental retardation.
2. False pride exceeded only by one's ignorance or stupidity.
Archie Bunker, the character in the 1970's sit-com, "All In The Family" was a megalotard who boldly voiced his opinion about issues without having all the facts or fully understanding them.
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scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.
One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.
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acronymonium

1. Tumultuous use of acronyms.
2. A repository of acronyms.
The overuse of acronyms created an uproar resulting in pure acronymonium!
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poonshine

1. Affinity for pussy, a.k.a., pussy.
2. Relection of a shaved pussy.
3. The virile man's desperate sex addiction and drive for poontang.
The light reflected a poonshine from the mound of her shaved pussy.
I lost my poonshine, Bubba, so I just jack it now.
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HFC

1.Holy Fucking Cow! or Holy Fucking Christ!
2.An expletive used with exclamation or extreme incredulty.
3.Often used in sequence with JFC or WTF either as antecedent or resultant; the former as to express incredulity and latter to express exclamation or disappointment.
HFC! Retarblicans think global warming is an opinion! JFC!
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fingenius

1) Derived from "fucking genius"
2) Primarily meant as a derogatory response to someone who has stated the obvious (duh!)
3) Proper reaction for anyone injured by doing something stupid like play real-life frogger (Darwinians).
4)Used to express genuine admiration for intelligence (seldom used).
The fingenius stuck his head in the tiger's mouth!
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