economitard

1) one who subscribes to foolish economic principles such as trickle-down and voodoo economics, pyramids, ponzi schemes, fuzzy math, and similar financial snake-oils.

The economitards fail to see that great wealth for one means great poverty for many.

by ad-92129 September 13, 2011

biblethumptard

1. A sententious, bigoted, hypocritical half-wit who imposes his belief in the Bible on others.
2. One who arrogantly misquotes the Bible.
3. Stupid missionary.
4. One who preaches from the Bible, particularly the book of Revelation, threatening those who do not listen shall not join Him after the Rapture.

The biblethumptard, prays for his team to win... REALLY!
In times of war, the biblethumptard thinks Jesus is on his side.

by ad-92129 March 31, 2011

popped her blue cheese cherry

The act of convincing a woman to try blue cheese for the first time. Extra credit if she is Asian!

She didn't like the smell, but eventually I popped her blue cheese cherry. Perhaps next she'll let me play in the back yard.

by ad-92129 October 13, 2012

economidiot

1) one who subscribes to foolish economic principles such as trickle-down and voodoo economics, reaganomics, pyramids, ponzi schemes, fuzzy math, and similar financial snake-oils.

The top 2% of the wealthiest people rely on the bottom 98% of economidiots to increase their riches.

by ad-92129 September 13, 2011

megalotard

1. Grandiose mental retardation.
2. False pride exceeded only by one's ignorance or stupidity.

Archie Bunker, the character in the 1970's sit-com, "All In The Family" was a megalotard who boldly voiced his opinion about issues without having all the facts or fully understanding them.

by ad-92129 March 11, 2011

techenamor

1. enamoration with technology no matter how useless, expensive, or destructive.

Techenamor is to a nerd as sex is to a normal teenage boy!

by ad-92129 August 18, 2011

scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.

One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.

by ad-92129 March 26, 2011