action von jakson's definitions

ass, the

the cunt of the future

damn, that ass could shape the future!

by action von jakson October 1, 2004

schlep/shlep

german/yiddish
a slow & awkwark person.
to move about slowly & w/ effort.

despite being dog-ass tired i had to schlep over to my honeys house if i wanted a ride.

by action von jakson September 30, 2004

spacedocking

when two people, usualy men, align their anuses to allow shit to travel betwwen them.

spacedocking is a sad & disturbing comentary on the state of humanity.

by action von jakson September 30, 2004

pud

semi hard wood. a not hard not soft prick.

i beat her about the head & face w/ my pud until it turned to wood.

by action von jakson September 30, 2004