action von jakson's definitions

ass, the

the cunt of the future

damn, that ass could shape the future!

by action von jakson October 1, 2004

pud

semi hard wood. a not hard not soft prick.

i beat her about the head & face w/ my pud until it turned to wood.

by action von jakson September 30, 2004

spacedocking

when two people, usualy men, align their anuses to allow shit to travel betwwen them.

spacedocking is a sad & disturbing comentary on the state of humanity.

by action von jakson September 30, 2004

schlep/shlep

german/yiddish
a slow & awkwark person.
to move about slowly & w/ effort.

despite being dog-ass tired i had to schlep over to my honeys house if i wanted a ride.

by action von jakson September 30, 2004