dumpling kiss

when a guy shits out a turd half way and fucks a girl with it
i had to shit and iwas horny so i gave my girlfriend a dumpling kiss
by Anonymous June 07, 2003
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kika challis

There is more than one Kika Challis in the world, even though the threei know all pretend to be unique and cite the bogus webite youarenotme.com as their proof. They never come to meet each other when I suggest.
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.
Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.
by Anonymous April 03, 2003
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iK

The Slave of MajinTincan
<iK> Majin, I just love your sexy body
by Anonymous March 26, 2003
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elves

A race of long lived or immortal beings known for their grace and beauty. They have a natural affinity for magic and nature and a propencity for shagging and 'nancying'. A little known fact is that elves who are born physically imperfect are sent to hidden mines deep in the earth where they work ceaselessly to keep their lovely brethren hip deep in the rarest of commodities- the natural sequin.
"I would love to help you build that shed but I must nancy!"

"He must be an elf..."
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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j lo

1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!
Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.
Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!
by Anonymous November 01, 2003
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