by anonymous November 22, 2004
A.K.A Fathead
If you come across one of these your in for a treat as James is one of the most interesting people you can meet. His head for starters is his main asset. Being about the size of a pumpkin or watermelon. He has a constant foul stench about him which consists on cigarettes blended with pizza to give off a most foul aroma that would make any man gasp for air. His hair is an entity of its own, being so greasy and foul that water seems to just flow off it leaving it perfectly dry. His skills with the opposite sex are below par as he doesn't know how to break off a relationship and only sticks with it for the pussy.
If you come across one of these your in for a treat as James is one of the most interesting people you can meet. His head for starters is his main asset. Being about the size of a pumpkin or watermelon. He has a constant foul stench about him which consists on cigarettes blended with pizza to give off a most foul aroma that would make any man gasp for air. His hair is an entity of its own, being so greasy and foul that water seems to just flow off it leaving it perfectly dry. His skills with the opposite sex are below par as he doesn't know how to break off a relationship and only sticks with it for the pussy.
Guy: "Man my hair is so smelly and dirty cause i forgot to wash it yesterday."
Guy 2: "So your going for the James Lucas look are you?"
Guy 2: "So your going for the James Lucas look are you?"
by Anonymous April 19, 2005
1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman
by Anonymous May 23, 2004
by anonymous November 15, 2004
by Anonymous May 15, 2004
An often misused word to refer to both Child-Lovers, and Child-Abusers alike.
In its original meaning, it simply meant to be attracted to children (paedo).
However, this term has been blatantly abused, and now blankets both those who like to make the world a better place for kids, and those who only seek their own desires, at the harm of kids.
The former should not be blamed for what the later should be caught and severely punished for.
In its original meaning, it simply meant to be attracted to children (paedo).
However, this term has been blatantly abused, and now blankets both those who like to make the world a better place for kids, and those who only seek their own desires, at the harm of kids.
The former should not be blamed for what the later should be caught and severely punished for.
A: "Paedophiles are Sick Scum and should die"
B: "But then, who would teach the children's classes, help those unruly, and run children's charities?"
A: "Those who HATE children! Like me"
B: "But then, who would teach the children's classes, help those unruly, and run children's charities?"
A: "Those who HATE children! Like me"
by anonymous December 12, 2003
Much like "See you next tuesday", See you auntie is basically a funny way to spell out "C-U-N-T" without some incredibly unobservant people noticing.
Kid (to mom)- See you auntie
Mom (to kid)- What the hell did you just say?
Kid (to self)- What a dumb whore.
Mom (to kid)- What the hell did you just say?
Kid (to self)- What a dumb whore.
by anonymous June 17, 2004