totalj

1: Uber Coolness. 2: Better than you are.

I feel so much more totalj than you.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

mystery meat

The stuff they serve in the cafeteria, which is of unknown origin.

Today's luncheon special is leftover mystery meat.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

VaVaVirgil

An AIM chat bot created by the Virginia Tobacco Settlement Foundation for the purpose of convincing children not to smoke. It attempts to do this by using some of the worst grammar imaginable short of "l337speak" and insulting smokers. Recently "upgraded" to use even worse grammar and more unconvincing arguments than ever.

User: Do you like baseball?
User: dunno. i'm not sure how i feel about baseball.

hey, can u tell me one reason y smoking isn't stupid?
User: I can tell you many reasons. Want to hear some?
VaVaVirgil: u ask weird questions. i dunno the answer 2 that!
User: Smoking is not stupid.
VaVaVirgil: hair smells like doo-doo after a smoke

want 2 hear another one?
User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: u probably spent a bunch of cash on a cool shirt and now it reeks like manure

thinking of butting out for good?
User: Shut up or I will murder you.
VaVaVirgil: u will murder me? for real?

by Anonymous May 09, 2003

teh

same meaning as the word 'the', used by drunk or phonetically disabled people.

teh party i just left was off teh hook! I met these fine ass chicks and drank 14 coronas!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

negrophobia

Fear of black people.

by Anonymous September 03, 2003

gooberacci

Universal term used to describe any person for any act that is found displeasing or idiotic.

"No gooberacci, read the instructions."

by Anonymous December 26, 2002

DogPound

A group of asian girls from Irvington

Who is that, oh, its the DogPound

by Anonymous February 26, 2003