Coffeegrinder

to wipe your crusty ass, take the crumbs and put them on someone's forehead. Then grind the crumbs by smacking your penis against their forehead repeatively.
She's hott, she's really hott, she is coffeegrinding hott!
by Anonymous March 20, 2004
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human urinal

a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on
Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0
by anonymous October 21, 2004
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winky

The discomfort left in a woman's eye after a male ejaculates into it.
She was a dirty girl so I gave her winky.
by Anonymous January 16, 2004
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bloto

bloto is a very fat lanner.. has been out with eldora, he seems to remind me of the 'starwars kid'
person 1) Holy crap have you seen bloto ..
person 2) Yeah hees over there sitting next to kittie
by anonymous May 31, 2004
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berlin, ct

a small town in the center of Connecticut. A lot of the kids are rich, which leads to lots of alcohol and drugs. no one knows how to keep secrets, and a lot of backstabbing and gossip goes on.
"do you still talk to those girls from berlin?"

"hell no, if i tell them anything, the whole town knows"
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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uberdike

super dike, the dikeyest out there
anyway, she looks like a uberdike!
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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Cromulent

Expression used to legitimize another expression of dubious existence. Used in the ironic sense in that it defends the questionable use of an illigitimate or slang word with another made-up expression. The intent of the phrase is generally used in conjunction with insults to high talkers, english majors and otherwise insufferable people who feel the need to correct others. Often accompanied by a punch to the stomach.
You grok what I mean, yo? (person in the know) There is no such word as grok! (Buzz kill) Grok is an exceptionally cromulent word. (street wise hommes)
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
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