aNoNyMoUs's definitions

Alimony

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

"I'd leave the worthless, no-hummer givin' bitch, but the alimony would kill me."

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Sheep Shagger

anyone who owns a farm with a wife who doesn't fit there expectations

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

watchers

1. A group of individuals who monitor the common everday person
2. Someone who knows more than they should know
3. The people who are watching you right now, and know what you are doing.

The watchers know who you are, and what you are doing.

by Anonymous December 19, 1999

Phosh

A strange creature with the likelihood of a crescent moon, this untimely creature has a horrible stench emminating from its mouth cavity.

That phosh scared the shit out of me. The god damn thing burned off my arm.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

american pie

IT'S A SONG! IT'S A GODDAMN SONG BY DON MCLEAN! Or rather, it was until the name was soiled by that godawful movie featuring pie-fucking.

People should quote American Pie by singing "Bye, bye, Miss American Pie..." rather than this stupid "One time at band camp..." shit.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

hold up

wait a minute! postpone your plans, there's something that must be addressed immediately

hold up, let me grab some munchies before we get goin

by Anonymous December 8, 2001

shitcan

The act of firing someone.

He's showed up late 3 times already. Next time it happens we are going to shitcan him.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003