When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!
Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
Get the Beat your Meatmug. 
by Anonymous May 21, 2003
Get the Dirty Katemug. A large tow truck much bigger than a semi, and with a density that rival collasped atoms. This truck is located at the center of the earth and is responsible for 99% of gravity on this planet.
Billy build another super tow truck in his garage and upon completion it tunneled to the center of the earth and once combined to tow the first truck, created a gravity well so massive it destroyed the earth and altered the center of mass of the solar system.
by Anonymous October 9, 2002
Get the super tow truckmug. 
A type of plant that grows on the yards of people. People also pull weed out of their yards so they can smoke it.
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
Get the weedmug.