aNOMaly's definitions

Ubergrad

Someone who's been in graduate school way too long.

Whose that creepy guy who constantly hits on undergrads during office hours?

Oh, that's Josh, he's an ubergrad.

by Anomaly May 20, 2008

hotard

The state of being both a ho and a retard.

Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!

by Anomaly July 18, 2005

schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

by Anomaly July 12, 2005

lexophile

A lover of cryptic words

Lexophiles do it with letters.

by Anomaly July 19, 2005

creme de la merd

The best of the worst.

(From the French saying, "creme de la creme," except that it means "cream of the shit")

Taco Bell is the creme de la merd of late night fast food dining.

by Anomaly September 24, 2005

Dossin

1. One of the most clueless, non-smart people in the world, His unexplainable actions and obsession with running is unparalleled.

2. Penis. See Synonyms: Peter, John.

"Dossin just shit his pants"

"Just grab my Dossin once, please?"

by anomaly December 7, 2003

freegift

vb.
To give someone a gift that you got for free (usually without telling them that it cost you nothing).

Ah, Nancy, you freegifted that necklace!

by Anomaly January 15, 2007