aLeX's definitions

new york minute

The time between the light turns green and the guy behind you honks his horn.

That bitch got pissed off in a New York Minute when i stole her shit.

by Alex December 10, 2003

Transcendentalism

in search for something that you do not have. refers more to freedom and getting controll of your life instead of being governed by others.

The men was seeking for Transcendentalistic life to get away from his troubles.

by Alex December 10, 2003

rizzled

Orgins of this slang word prolifterated throughout the KCMO area after a man named Moose Dizzle migrated from Denver, Colorado. According to Moose Dizzle the term rizzled is to be defined as, being extremely stoned before class or drunker than fuck during the week

"I'm rizzled, let's go to economics."
"I'm rizzled, I hope I don't miss my test tommorrow."

by alex December 12, 2003

ounce

28 grams of marijuana, $160-$200 canadian, pay any more and your getting ripped off

hey there junior high kids, wanna buy an ounce for $300?

by alex December 12, 2003

watto

life devoted to counter terrorism

oh no, hes getting away!

by alex December 14, 2003

intermate

copyright alex wajsfelner
2003

i came up with this term and definition

by alex December 14, 2003

McDonalds

The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.

We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.

by Alex December 15, 2003