aLeX's definitions

The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 20, 2004

Hollaback Girl

A Cheerleader who hollars in the background which most people ignore. Since you can't ignore Gwen Stefani, she ain't no 'hollaback girl'.

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

by Alex April 11, 2005

bazoinkas

extremely huge boobs

"that bitch has got some huge bazoinkas"

by alex July 16, 2004

Mott

An imaginary violent action towards someone used in a threat.

Shut up, or I'll mott your hoople

by Alex April 22, 2004

Zine

a crudely-made magazine often dedicated to the thoughts and musings of its creator, and sometimes devoted to a particular art form or celebrity

by alex September 30, 2003

teppei teranishi

the awesomely talented lead guitarist for Thrice.

Teppei Teranishi WILL kick your ass.

by Alex June 19, 2006

mufh

Synonym for much. Used in a joking tone with close friends.

Modifier in a sentence, like much.

Ex. I love you so much.

by Alex November 25, 2004