aLeX's definitions

new york minute

The time between the light turns green and the guy behind you honks his horn.

That bitch got pissed off in a New York Minute when i stole her shit.

by Alex December 10, 2003

fandango

A never word for poo.

A boy took a long fandango.

by Alex May 13, 2005

absinth

70% Alcohol drink. Green Colour. It FUGGS YOU UP NIGGA! Mostly drank by rich russians who club every night.

"Pavel took 7 shots of absinth at the infiniti last week"

by Alex June 1, 2004

cool and the gang

Cool and the gang is a term used to describe a state beyond cool. You are so relaxed, cool, and calm that you are almost surreal.

1 - "Hey man how are you?"

2 - "Yo brotha! Im cool and the gang!"

"Tonite i'll be cool and the gang, you just wait"

by Alex May 31, 2004

kunk

anything, everything, or nothing can be used to replace any word or idea in a sentence

Look at that kunk. Lets toss the kunk. Kunk that!

by Alex August 20, 2003

peb

A man is crawling through the desert and dies. 10 days later, a demon from the 9th circle of hell appears and has anal sex with the body. The smell on the demon's penis is Peb.

Ah, damn! It smells like friggin' peb in here!

by Alex March 5, 2005

joe momma

A round-about way of saying "your momma."
Often used in online games such as SOCOM or Battlefield to cleverly say "your momma" as a 'clever' username.

Practical example: "Joe Momma sures likes to wrestle!"

Gaming example: "Mr. Noob was fragged by JoE MoMMa with AK-74s"

by Alex January 21, 2004