aLEx's definitions

mushroom head

another word for penis or bell endlike a mushroom

1)look at my mushroom head its huge!
2)search google images mushroom head for more details

by alex October 22, 2004

college rock

Music, stemming from college students getting together to form a band, in hopes of becoming rockstars, but doing so by straying away from any mainstream styles and doing so by being jammy and being "unique."

This ultimately results in becoming a typical college band -- having piss-poor production qualities (always done in a weekend's time at a crappy local studio), slightly out of tune vocalists and/or guitars, acoustic guitars, and lots of jamming. 99% of college bands belong to this group, which is why 99% of successful bands do not come from college formed bands.

The college rock phenomenom is why college bands rarely become succesful.

by Alex November 26, 2004

camel toe

frontal wedgie

you can see the lips moving but you can't figure out what they're saying

by Alex March 2, 2004

flurpal

word used to define the color of vomit.

o my god! why would u wear a shirt with such flurpal stripes on it! you sick demented elf person!

by Alex December 4, 2003

farkatke

Yiddish meaning crazy or ridiculous or loud

Look at this farkatke shirt you look like a shmuck

by Alex February 13, 2003

mcdojo

McDojos are schools that are run and owned for the purpose of making money. Typically you are able to get a black belt in less than 2-3 years, and you are usually guranteed success on the black belt test. These schools charge outrageous amounts of money, have extensive contracts, and are sometimes cult like.

"I had to pay $3000 a year by contract to go to this mcdojo, I could not pay by the month"

"That McDojo is stupid, you won't learn anything and your bank will hit the fan."

by Alex February 19, 2005

Drink

Golf: Slang for a body of water.

My ball went into the drink.

by Alex October 9, 2003