aLEx's definitions

heroic hector

a person who treats hos, bitches, tricks, and sluts good, respectfully, or like a decent person which they don't deserve

you see that heroic hector over there? hes treating that slut like shes a queen.

by Alex May 6, 2005

Boshi

Any homosexual male prostitute who works for cheap.

"Oh, man, that's gross. That guy is totally picking up a Boshi!"

by Alex November 24, 2003

s0rdid

A guy who is low and likes chips. He eats cake and marmellows with his chips. He plays HI.

Salad fingers - almost identical in intellect and fortune figures.

by Alex November 5, 2004

Jethro Tull

Invented the seed drill in 1701 and was the name of the best damn band ever

My cat's name is "jethro tull"

by Alex February 13, 2003

burberry

A brand of clothing (and other random crap) with the most hidious checked pattern as its trademark.It is very expensive. Burberry should be made illegal.

Burberry caps are worn by gary boy pricks, with the peak pointing up towards the sky at a 45 degree angle.

by Alex October 26, 2003

hoo-ha

Term used in the most recent Dominos commercial to desscribe excitement; a good deal.

Can I get a hoo-ha 2x tuesday?!

Hoo-ha.

by alex May 13, 2005

The Speedy Tenor

Some little mexican-mouse-wanna-be. In a group called the Three Tenors, The Speedy Tenor wears the knee-pads.

The Speedy Tenor bobbed the knob all night long.

by alex November 16, 2003