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winterguard 

like fall colorguard, except inside and the music doesn't get messed up : )

Winterguard is so much better than fall colorguard

winterguard by a1 April 18, 2005

Morton Salt

General Cornrow Wallace's favorite defense mechanism.

It initiated the battle between the 19th Street Gangsters and the River Terrace Crew in Chicago in the 80s.

Victim: "He poured Morton Salt all over me!"

Morton Salt by A1 December 3, 2004

Schfuk up 

The verbal usage for "shut the fuck up" since "stfu" doesn't work well when spoken.

Justin: You want to play bball?
Al: Schfuk up.
Justin: No, you schufcup.
AL: You said it wrong.
Justin: I know.

Schfuk up by A1 December 3, 2004

Diarrhea 

A chemical dye that is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products.

Alex Trebek : "For eight hundred dollars. . .this chemical dye is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products."
(Peter quickly buzzes in.)
Peter Griffin: "Diarrhea."
(The audience laughs.)
Peter Griffin: "What? Oh oh oh, sorry. What is diarrhea?"

Diarrhea by A1 December 3, 2004