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Morton Salt

General Cornrow Wallace's favorite defense mechanism.

It initiated the battle between the 19th Street Gangsters and the River Terrace Crew in Chicago in the 80s.
Victim: "He poured Morton Salt all over me!"
by A1 December 3, 2004
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Diarrhea

A chemical dye that is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products.
Alex Trebek : "For eight hundred dollars. . .this chemical dye is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products."
(Peter quickly buzzes in.)
Peter Griffin: "Diarrhea."
(The audience laughs.)
Peter Griffin: "What? Oh oh oh, sorry. What is diarrhea?"
by A1 December 3, 2004
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Schfuk up

The verbal usage for "shut the fuck up" since "stfu" doesn't work well when spoken.
Justin: You want to play bball?
Al: Schfuk up.
Justin: No, you schufcup.
AL: You said it wrong.
Justin: I know.
by A1 December 3, 2004
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winterguard

like fall colorguard, except inside and the music doesn't get messed up : )
Winterguard is so much better than fall colorguard
by a1 April 18, 2005
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