Definitions by a. monk

Disco Stick 

a titanic, enormous penis.

I want to take a ride on you "disco stick."

Disco Stick by a. monk October 12, 2009

Kramer 

A man who is a parasite, an idiot; A man lost in the world. Someone who is a wild person who always does stupid things that end up being hillarious. A man with no understanding of life. Another name, under certain circumstances, is a Johnny.

Wow! He dropped that ball of oil out the window, trying to see if the ball could withstand the impact of hitting the ground. It didn't! It exploded all over a person below him! He is such a "kramer."

Kramer by a. monk October 12, 2009

Universal Remote 

Another name for a penis of big proportions. A "universal remote" always gets turned on when you push the big red button at the top.

Mary said to Matt, "The only way to can turn you on is if I push your big red button on your '"universal remote."'"

Universal Remote by a. monk October 12, 2009