by a sentient bag of goon April 27, 2025
"Shart in mart" is to Americans what "poo in the loo" is to Indians.
Created on 4chan to mock yankees, especially self-important ones, lest they forget theirs is a culture where people publicly shart themselves in the supermarket out of sheer, concentrated sloth.
Created on 4chan to mock yankees, especially self-important ones, lest they forget theirs is a culture where people publicly shart themselves in the supermarket out of sheer, concentrated sloth.
">eurofags and pajeets force a meme together to pretend they're better than the USA"
">amerifags shart in mart together to pretend they're better at pooing in the loo"
">amerifags shart in mart together to pretend they're better at pooing in the loo"
by a sentient bag of goon March 01, 2025
The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.
Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.
Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.
Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."
by a sentient bag of goon March 01, 2025
To solve a problem at minimum.
"Getting (it) to post" is the earliest point you can say "it works" without adding "technically," or the first thing that you have to do before starting anything else. Often implies that hard work and/or kludges were—and will be—required.
Derived from the "POST screen" (Power On Self Test), where a computer checks if all its hardware is working after being turned on; the first milestone in building/fixing a computer is reaching this screen.
"Getting (it) to post" is the earliest point you can say "it works" without adding "technically," or the first thing that you have to do before starting anything else. Often implies that hard work and/or kludges were—and will be—required.
Derived from the "POST screen" (Power On Self Test), where a computer checks if all its hardware is working after being turned on; the first milestone in building/fixing a computer is reaching this screen.
"It took like four hours to get this piece of shit to post, but it's done."
"We can't even get to post without his say-so, and yet he's always late."
"Focus on getting it to post before making it look pretty."
"We can't even get to post without his say-so, and yet he's always late."
"Focus on getting it to post before making it look pretty."
by a sentient bag of goon March 01, 2025
A substitute for "cunt," used when you're too much of a pussy to say the actual word.
Despite (and due to) being a shitty euphemism, it is an excellent way to reliably annoy any Australians within earshot, much like "shrimp on the barbie."
WARNING: Online use may result in unwanted advances from pedophiles and Blue Archive players, who will mistake you for good company.
Despite (and due to) being a shitty euphemism, it is an excellent way to reliably annoy any Australians within earshot, much like "shrimp on the barbie."
WARNING: Online use may result in unwanted advances from pedophiles and Blue Archive players, who will mistake you for good company.
"I ate out her cunny on the first date"
"Say "cunt" with your chest out or don't say it at all, you fuckin' dickhead"
"Say "cunt" with your chest out or don't say it at all, you fuckin' dickhead"
by a sentient bag of goon March 01, 2025