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Minecraft

When you buy Minecraft, you're buying pure happiness.

boi 1: omg i bought minecraft and its fucking awesome
boi 2: its a game
boi 1: an AMAZING game!

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

urban addictionary

spending an hour or more being sucked into the wormhole of urban dictionary

guy: i was on urban dictionary for over an hour just looking at the weirdest definitions i could find
man: it should be called urban addictionary
guy: yea

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Checkpoint 02

Good job, you made it to the second checkpoint..
-TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED-
Unfortunately, Candice wasn't so lucky.
Who's Candice, you ask?
Candi-
-TRANSMISSION FIXED-
I don't know what happened. Anyways, relax at this checkpoint until you're ready to go through the next area of sex-related definitions.

in the last checkpoint i said that my dumbass was making checkpoints for people

Checkpoint 02

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Deltarune Chapter 2

SPOILERS
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
SPOILERS

THE BEST CHAPTER 2 OF ANY GAME (unless minecraft comes out with a chapter two, that will top it.)

I MEAN SPAMTON HAS AWESOME MUSIC AND AN EPIC NEO FIGHT
I LOVE THE ENDING WHERE KRIS FALLS OUT THE WINDOW LOL
I LOVE HOW THE ENTIRE CHAPTER JUST REPRESENTS THE INTERNET
OOOOO SNOWGRAVE
THE FINAL QUEEN BOSS WHERE ITS THAT ARCADE FIGHTING GAME AGAIN

*dies of happiness*

toby fox: chapter 2 is out
everyone: epic
*everyone plays it*
also everyone: E P I C
DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 IS EPIC

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

this site is full of sex

something you type after finding wayyyyyy too many definitions you didn't want to know about.

some kid: im gonna go on this cool site i found because fuck school

1 hour later

also kid: this site is full of sex someone help

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Checkpoint 03

-err 2104-
-please check codebook on how to fix error 2104-
-shutting down-

i'm writing this at 7 in the morning and i'm really tired
god i need sleep
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by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

help

can a mod please ban me from this site until 10/15/21 please i'm fucking addicted

DO NOT POST THIS MODS
please a mod just ban me from this site for the next 3 days i need a break

help me modssssssssssss

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021