a gorilla's definitions

Sony

The Microsoft of electronics. Like Microsoft a buch of idiots and morons bash their products simply cause Sony made them...

The following is an actual conversation I once had:

Me: Hey check out my PSP.
Idiot: Dude that thing is crap!
Me: What exactly makes it crap?
Idiot: Sony made it.
Me: So t could be the best handheld ever and it would still be crap to you just cause Sony made it?
Idiot: Yup.
Me: *Gives idiot a Dead Arm, walks away*

by A Gorilla December 10, 2008

Valentine's Day

What makes or breaks all high school relationships. It isnt fair, buts it's true and you all know it

Girl 1: OMG my BF got me concert tickets for Valentine's Day, I LUV HIM!

Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him

by A Gorilla January 2, 2009

Lawyer

See: Pure, Undeniable Evil

Lawyers: the cause of all of lifes problems, shame on all the idiot parents that want their kids to become one.

by A Gorilla December 30, 2008

Casino Royale

The best Bond move ever. PERIOD.

With Casino Royale, MGM have redeemed themselves with the garbage that was the Pierce Brosnan films.

by A Gorilla December 10, 2008

Game Cube

A system that had potential but failed due to not including DVD playback, Using mini dvds, and not fully supporting online play, having games mostly aimed for kids (pre-teens and below), and no direct sequel to Super Mario 64. Also the controller was too small, further proof of its true target aduience (kids)

Fly, Game Cube, Fly, you're not ready...

by A Gorilla September 8, 2008

Playstation2

The Best selling system of all time, with over 100 million units sold. Whenever you see a Xbox or nintendo fanboy bashing it, remind them it has sold FIVE TIMES MORE THAN THE XBOX OR GAMECUBE (they each have only sold about 20 million each, how sad for such "superior systems" as the fanboys keep calling them.

Numbers do not lie... Get a Playstation2.

by A Gorilla September 10, 2008

iPod

The epiphany of everything that is wrong with pop-culture today. Over-priced, over-exposed, over-used, and a POS interface (iTunes). And its WAAY too expensive. Also a blatant monopoly (last time I checked those were illegal).

Dont buy an Ipod. Buy Creative, or Rhapsody. Hell, buy a Zune like me. ANYTHING but an Ipod

by A Gorilla December 6, 2006