cantified

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.

I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.

by A fan March 29, 2004

zmanzero

a brilliant fellow. wise, with a sparky sense of humor. and good looking.

"yes virginia, i pine for a zmanzero too..."

by a fan April 14, 2005

Kurdt Kobain

Kurt Cobain's "alter-ego". He used it when he wasn't feeling himself.

his twisted and sarcastic sense of humor

by a fan March 22, 2003

Stratohead

(pn); Patriotic, and loyal scene hipster, with a sharp tounge, and a feverish hatred of the narrow minded.
See Also: Erstwhile Pretty Boy.

"Some tool was acting the fool, and Stratohead came along and pimp slapped the taste right of out of the mullets mouth."

by a fan September 26, 2003

ImpQueen

The one, the only World Monarch. Hot redhaired writer chick with a bangup sense of humor and fifteen times the sex appeal of most "normal" women.

Dayamn, that ImpQueen is HOT.

by A Fan December 12, 2004